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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co i...
Appetizing whorehouse
  03/31/26
people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers....
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surf...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over ...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
Bitch was living life on easymode
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing&quo...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped ...
abusive resort
  04/01/26
EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad w...
Appetizing whorehouse
  03/31/26
I had forgotten that re: Paulie Heidi Irvani's Big Embezz...
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
*Lying bitch Brittan Heller
Wine charismatic ratface
  04/01/26
I knew shortporch IRL That's on my short list for kookies...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing'...
Blue Nursing Home Giraffe
  04/01/26
spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts ...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
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arousing mahogany dysfunction
  04/04/26
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Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
greedy station
  03/31/26
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Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
greedy station
  03/31/26
How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
sickened nofapping multi-billionaire new version
  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
greedy station
  03/31/26
AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and...
cowardly house-broken sanctuary
  03/31/26
I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, fa...
mauve turdskin tanning salon
  03/31/26
Thank you for your service
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
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Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/01/26
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mauve turdskin tanning salon
  04/02/26
whoa
Big community account black woman
  03/31/26
180
Wine charismatic ratface
  04/01/26
...
Self-centered Filthy Gaping
  04/01/26
what was the anthony bourdain thing?
odious olive goyim
  04/01/26
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arousing mahogany dysfunction
  04/04/26
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Burgundy racy point
  04/05/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
...
Wine charismatic ratface
  03/31/26
And her reading xo threads in her documentary
vibrant liquid oxygen
  03/31/26
...
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
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Onyx Balding Background Story
  04/01/26
trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
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Cracking maniacal french chef
  03/31/26
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demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
bistre diverse pistol
  03/31/26
posted a link to a scholar's summary above
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
...
Appetizing whorehouse
  03/31/26
That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian
Amethyst magical church
  04/01/26
...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  04/02/26
"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
sickened nofapping multi-billionaire new version
  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.
yellow patrolman sweet tailpipe
  03/31/26
You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would ...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
180
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
deafening silence
demanding lavender indirect expression
  04/02/26
Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading. ...
yellow patrolman sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
Cracking maniacal french chef
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
What is the Sonic Youth thing?
bistre diverse pistol
  03/31/26
He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
Wine charismatic ratface
  03/31/26
haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared w...
ivory electric den faggotry
  04/01/26
are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
razzmatazz chestnut clown senate
  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
Jade Base Mediation
  03/31/26
Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
Jade Base Mediation
  03/31/26
subtle tt neg
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
Jade Base Mediation
  03/31/26
haha yeah "like a"
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman
Floppy indian lodge
  04/01/26
claimed this?
hyperventilating sticky kitty cat
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/01/26
The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
gold shrine puppy
  03/31/26
Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
gold shrine puppy
  03/31/26
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
...
hilarious lettuce messiness
  03/31/26
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stimulating skinny woman
  03/31/26
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Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
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embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
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gold shrine puppy
  03/31/26
...
Wine charismatic ratface
  03/31/26
...
talented dun abode chad
  03/31/26
"...but still, he slap"
idiotic multi-colored kitty elastic band
  03/31/26
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Pungent School Headpube
  03/31/26
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Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
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Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
rusted misunderstood theatre
  03/31/26
No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO
abusive resort
  04/01/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
...
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than ...
Naked Market
  03/31/26
There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least...
mauve turdskin tanning salon
  03/31/26
The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at ...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Pica...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Did he actually die?
Burgundy racy point
  04/05/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
abusive resort
  03/31/26
Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
wtf explain
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lama...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doob...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their m...
abusive resort
  03/31/26
...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future W...
Appetizing whorehouse
  03/31/26
No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
JM prescient yet again
Brindle Bat-shit-crazy Generalized Bond
  04/01/26
He’s an absolute oracle.
Appetizing whorehouse
  04/01/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/06/26
TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
hyperventilating sticky kitty cat
  03/31/26
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
...
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
buck-toothed lodge
  03/31/26
It was “Persian” AHWIAB notoriously had a thing ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/27/26
:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
why did he disappear?
hyperventilating sticky kitty cat
  03/31/26
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?
idiotic multi-colored kitty elastic band
  03/31/26
don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing ...
stirring useless weed whacker piazza
  03/31/26
it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
180
Self-centered Filthy Gaping
  04/01/26
My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
blathering turquoise legal warrant
  03/31/26
watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
red territorial garrison people who are hurt
  03/31/26
yes :(
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
What is his first name if not flame
Floppy indian lodge
  04/01/26
To be fair, Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100...
Bespoke dark home regret
  04/10/26
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
nudist razzle-dazzle rigpig
  03/31/26
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
Bossy Histrionic Set Toaster
  03/31/26
leave boom alone
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
Wine charismatic ratface
  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
razzmatazz chestnut clown senate
  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
Fantasy-prone Bateful Fat Ankles Shitlib
  03/31/26
Unghhhh
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
subtle lisa rowe trolling
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than...
stirring useless weed whacker piazza
  03/31/26
180
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
180!
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/01/26
Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
contagious dead codepig kitchen
  03/31/26
...
gold shrine puppy
  03/31/26
permanently grounded
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool
Onyx Balding Background Story
  04/01/26
...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
...
Opaque Rehab
  04/01/26
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
irradiated state rigor
  03/31/26
...
vibrant liquid oxygen
  03/31/26
I understand and wish to continue
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
...
irradiated state rigor
  03/31/26
...
Swashbuckling therapy
  03/31/26
...
Bespoke dark home regret
  04/10/26
...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder ...
cowardly house-broken sanctuary
  03/31/26
Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he'...
Burgundy racy point
  04/05/26
I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
Curious jet coldplay fan
  03/31/26
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
contagious dead codepig kitchen
  03/31/26
...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
blathering turquoise legal warrant
  03/31/26
lol
gold shrine puppy
  03/31/26
he would post updates about his career in money lending and ...
contagious dead codepig kitchen
  04/01/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/01/26
“Lending it all tonight”
talented dun abode chad
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/01/26
MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
razzmatazz chestnut clown senate
  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
marvelous menage
  03/31/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&a...
razzmatazz chestnut clown senate
  03/31/26
...
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
lol
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
I can personally confirm.
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
your post was on 4/1 that really wasn't mdh, right? mdh wa...
marvelous menage
  04/03/26
...
Opaque Rehab
  04/01/26
To be fair, MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got ...
Bespoke dark home regret
  04/10/26
I really like it here
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
DVP?
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the do...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
Overrated rebellious macaca
  03/31/26
Oh, quite the opposite
cowardly house-broken sanctuary
  03/31/26
Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
Mentally impaired plaza gunner
  03/31/26
Doesn't sniff top 10
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
rusted misunderstood theatre
  03/31/26
could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
hyperventilating sticky kitty cat
  03/31/26
a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
Aggressive bull headed address
  03/31/26
...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
...
Charcoal aphrodisiac organic girlfriend spot
  03/31/26
...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  04/01/26
I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for th...
dashing unhinged location
  04/01/26
they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender
Aggressive bull headed address
  04/01/26
I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benz...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
boyish coiffed place of business cruise ship
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
180 Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never ...
stirring useless weed whacker piazza
  03/31/26
probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage lock...
Passionate Hospital
  03/31/26
https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-...
Passionate Hospital
  03/31/26
Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?
Puce hairraiser church building useless brakes
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
...
clear sneaky criminal
  04/03/26
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled S...
amber aromatic locale
  03/31/26
(dork)
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably under...
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general th...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
woah cr fartman tp
Glittery Cordovan Karate
  03/31/26
...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
I just farted
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
...
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  03/31/26
AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of ...
Naked Market
  03/31/26
180 work. Fuck Fertick
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
Leiter/Tubgirl
Bossy Histrionic Set Toaster
  03/31/26
Describe in detail please
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubg...
sick trailer park
  04/03/26
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this lis...
ruddy range death wish
  03/31/26
Did someone frame him with Mexicans?
cowardly house-broken sanctuary
  03/31/26
No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut&rd...
Heady cocky national foreskin
  03/31/26
...
mauve turdskin tanning salon
  03/31/26
By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-new...
Passionate Hospital
  03/31/26
...
Umber boistinker
  03/31/26
not just getting shot but the article about it completely di...
Anal Box Office
  04/20/26
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting a...
Umber boistinker
  03/31/26
I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got...
stirring useless weed whacker piazza
  03/31/26
did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing? she ...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  03/31/26
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happe...
Umber boistinker
  03/31/26
doobs posted the dick pic
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
reddened pisswyrm?
Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater
  03/31/26
...
demanding lavender indirect expression
  03/31/26
It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”
Appetizing whorehouse
  03/31/26
...
yellow patrolman sweet tailpipe
  03/31/26
...
Wine charismatic ratface
  04/01/26
...
Aggressive bull headed address
  04/01/26
180
Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea
  04/02/26
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with...
clear sneaky criminal
  04/03/26
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people -johnsm...
Big community account black woman
  03/31/26
The Colonel!
Wine charismatic ratface
  04/01/26
...
Big community account black woman
  04/01/26
that dude who was living/working right where shit was poppin...
Puce hairraiser church building useless brakes
  03/31/26
...
Umber boistinker
  03/31/26
...
embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic
  03/31/26
...
Big community account black woman
  03/31/26
BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!
Wine charismatic ratface
  04/01/26
...
Maize Mind-boggling Dragon Double Fault
  04/01/26
I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.
Shaky flesh internal respiration juggernaut
  04/02/26
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisi...
ivory electric den faggotry
  04/01/26
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of th...
Poppy exciting tank trust fund
  04/01/26
Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up i...
violent partner sound barrier
  04/01/26
Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and b...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatar...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  04/01/26
Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. Th...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense...
Onyx Balding Background Story
  04/01/26
There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
Lol no
Onyx Balding Background Story
  04/01/26
Those were really fun days. I cant believe the fraud invo...
Puce hairraiser church building useless brakes
  04/03/26
Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main ev...
Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
not top 10, but it was a great thread
marvelous menage
  04/01/26
cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph
razzmatazz chestnut clown senate
  04/01/26
i loved that thread
ruddy range death wish
  04/01/26
not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as som...
Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency
  04/01/26
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo'...
Glassy nibblets
  04/01/26
Remember BoomJoe's outing?
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Justice delayed is justice denied
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  04/01/26
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.

XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers

Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world

Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association

Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784241)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.

if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784284)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784316)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784324)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Bitch was living life on easymode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784373)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: abusive resort

lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785781)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!

Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784353)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency

I had forgotten that re: Paulie

Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785752)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

*Lying bitch Brittan Heller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785761)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

I knew shortporch IRL

That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785728)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Blue Nursing Home Giraffe

taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49787108)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Glassy nibblets

spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49787111)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: arousing mahogany dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49794594)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: greedy station

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: greedy station

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: sickened nofapping multi-billionaire new version

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: greedy station

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: cowardly house-broken sanctuary

So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784470)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: mauve turdskin tanning salon

I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784583)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784623)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786930)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: mauve turdskin tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790408)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Big community account black woman

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784903)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785318)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Self-centered Filthy Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786223)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: odious olive goyim

what was the anthony bourdain thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785470)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: arousing mahogany dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49794710)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Burgundy racy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49794724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783957)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783971)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785754)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785793)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Cracking maniacal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: bistre diverse pistol

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

posted a link to a scholar's summary above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784219)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784192)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Amethyst magical church

That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788057)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49789556)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: sickened nofapping multi-billionaire new version

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: yellow patrolman sweet tailpipe

I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785049)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785053)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785877)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785910)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790371)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: yellow patrolman sweet tailpipe

Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading.

But even though TSINAH don't agree on any politics, I like the cut of his jib, and it'd be my honor to have a steak dinner with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49794714)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Cracking maniacal french chef

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: bistre diverse pistol

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783993)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: ivory electric den faggotry

The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut clown senate

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Jade Base Mediation

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Jade Base Mediation

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Jade Base Mediation

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788076)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating sticky kitty cat

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: gold shrine puppy

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: gold shrine puppy

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: hilarious lettuce messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: stimulating skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: gold shrine puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784718)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: talented dun abode chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784792)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: idiotic multi-colored kitty elastic band

"...but still, he slap"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Pungent School Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: rusted misunderstood theatre

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784151)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: abusive resort

No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785468)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783936)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785758)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Naked Market

EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784246)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: mauve turdskin tanning salon

There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784617)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784632)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Burgundy racy point

Did he actually die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49794731)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: abusive resort

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784299)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

wtf

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784325)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784376)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784379)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: abusive resort

And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784627)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784360)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784370)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Brindle Bat-shit-crazy Generalized Bond

JM prescient yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785679)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

He’s an absolute oracle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786341)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49799054)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating sticky kitty cat

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed lodge

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784132)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

It was “Persian” AHWIAB notoriously had a thing for DC/NOVA’s persian girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49847836)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: hyperventilating sticky kitty cat

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: idiotic multi-colored kitty elastic band

wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784865)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: stirring useless weed whacker piazza

don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Self-centered Filthy Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786225)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: blathering turquoise legal warrant

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: red territorial garrison people who are hurt

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784040)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

What is his first name if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788077)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Bespoke dark home regret

To be fair,

Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49808199)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: nudist razzle-dazzle rigpig

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Bossy Histrionic Set Toaster

A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut clown senate

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bateful Fat Ankles Shitlib

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784426)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: stirring useless weed whacker piazza

twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784417)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: contagious dead codepig kitchen

Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: gold shrine puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784182)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785670)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784267)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Opaque Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: irradiated state rigor

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: irradiated state rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784482)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Bespoke dark home regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49808203)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: cowardly house-broken sanctuary

Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784496)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: Burgundy racy point

Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he's done enough work covering it up that he's gotta be an accessory, but I'm curious whether you guys think he knew beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49794736)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Curious jet coldplay fan

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: contagious dead codepig kitchen

I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: blathering turquoise legal warrant

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: gold shrine puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784400)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: contagious dead codepig kitchen

he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.

"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785456)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786927)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: talented dun abode chad

“Lending it all tonight”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784797)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut clown senate

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: marvelous menage

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut clown senate

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2

hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784235)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785772)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785794)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

I can personally confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785749)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous menage

your post was on 4/1

that really wasn't mdh, right?

mdh was practicing in key west, if i remember correctly. did this attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791202)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Opaque Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785726)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Bespoke dark home regret

To be fair,

MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.

Nice guy, IMO.

Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49808204)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784077)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"

He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785464)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Overrated rebellious macaca

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: cowardly house-broken sanctuary

Oh, quite the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784502)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired plaza gunner

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: rusted misunderstood theatre

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating sticky kitty cat

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784212)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Charcoal aphrodisiac organic girlfriend spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784371)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785332)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: dashing unhinged location

I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address

they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786245)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785812)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: boyish coiffed place of business cruise ship

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: stirring useless weed whacker piazza

180

Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784728)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784177)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Passionate Hospital

Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784237)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Passionate Hospital

https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784255)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Puce hairraiser church building useless brakes

Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784261)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784420)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: clear sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: amber aromatic locale

Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784270)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

(dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784274)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784279)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

woah cr fartman tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784283)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784305)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

I just farted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784308)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784281)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784419)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Naked Market

AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784288)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency

180 work. Fuck Fertick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785778)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Bossy Histrionic Set Toaster

Leiter/Tubgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784454)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Describe in detail please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784478)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: sick trailer park

Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791424)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: ruddy range death wish

i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list

i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784515)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: cowardly house-broken sanctuary

Did someone frame him with Mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784568)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Heady cocky national foreskin

No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784641)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: mauve turdskin tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784615)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Passionate Hospital

By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784699)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Umber boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784746)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Anal Box Office

not just getting shot but the article about it completely disappearing from the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49830023)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Umber boistinker

It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.

There was other funny shit about that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784766)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: stirring useless weed whacker piazza

I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784774)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?

she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Umber boistinker

I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)

I do remember the masturbation fort

He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive

Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784794)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression

doobs posted the dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784799)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Medicated Fanboi Volcanic Crater

reddened pisswyrm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785021)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Appetizing whorehouse

It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: yellow patrolman sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785063)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Aggressive bull headed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: clear sneaky criminal

On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790608)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Big community account black woman

Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people

-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training

- the whole leiter thing

- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here

- that professor who freaked out about some memes

- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784849)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

The Colonel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785299)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Big community account black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785663)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Puce hairraiser church building useless brakes

that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784861)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Umber boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone motley area psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784869)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Big community account black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49784872)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785300)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Maize Mind-boggling Dragon Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788251)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Shaky flesh internal respiration juggernaut

I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790542)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: ivory electric den faggotry

mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.

Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785313)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: Poppy exciting tank trust fund

Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.

Anyone have the thread link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785426)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: violent partner sound barrier

Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785578)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785730)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785796)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.

Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785817)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785834)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785862)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785917)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: Puce hairraiser church building useless brakes

Those were really fun days.

I cant believe the fraud involved in that case hasn't truly seen the light of day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791606)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785739)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: marvelous menage

not top 10, but it was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785986)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz chestnut clown senate

cr

also, fuck that jeet Rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49787128)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: ruddy range death wish

i loved that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49787369)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency

not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785782)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Glassy nibblets

Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).

Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.

He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785851)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Bonkers Lemon National Security Agency

Remember BoomJoe's outing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785915)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49785923)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Jade Base Mediation

the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786161)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786229)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating sticky kitty cat

wait, this isn't a community account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790400)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Glassy nibblets

we have a style guide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791644)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: flushed candlestick maker property

Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy

Guacgate

Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies

An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat

USS HELLOSIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

What was guacgate?

Great list otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786110)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: flushed candlestick maker property

It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786124)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786219)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

180

If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786334)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786351)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

Tyty 🐶

“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786367)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786443)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786447)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Cr fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786450)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786455)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786434)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786438)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786439)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

Justice delayed is justice denied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786440)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786442)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786445)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786448)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Self-centered Filthy Gaping

Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream

Ask a Mormon was GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786230)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Wine charismatic ratface

Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786390)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Gay hot alpha bawdyhouse

Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.

also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786452)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: blathering turquoise legal warrant

Farisa's Crossing being released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786941)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49786944)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Blue Nursing Home Giraffe

all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.

during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.

no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49787144)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49787206)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788067)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: spectacular antidepressant drug

justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788597)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49792763)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: idiotic multi-colored kitty elastic band

I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl vid meetings, and the Mormons Live chat that we summarily trashed

Seeing PN in a snuggy was a good day on xoxohth. Tagging along as BEL got drunk for the first time in her life was also fun, but predicting Bourdains suicide days before it happened was incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788055)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge

A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millions of dollars in crypto in 2017 bullrun thanks to some guy telling us to buy ethereum when it was breaking $16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788087)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788091)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating sticky kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49790405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Sinister supple principal's office

Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788119)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: shimmering temple main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49788254)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Iridescent crackhouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49789988)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy field round eye

Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1104283&forum_id=2#12921248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791363)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: demanding lavender indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791433)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Glassy nibblets

randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't seen in at least 15 years: https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791649)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Glittery Cordovan Karate

"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my personal all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49799082)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy field round eye

Bebe and his war against HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791468)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Onyx Balding Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49791651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: dashing unhinged location

Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant sister when she asked him to do chores in exchange with living with her for free, lost the fight, then ran out to get arrested with his pants and shirt both ripped open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49792739)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49844913)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2:#49844889)