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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Wonderful casino roast beef
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Wonderful casino roast beef
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams
  09/10/24
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emerald den windowlicker
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emerald den windowlicker
  09/10/24
Same
motley dilemma
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5000 shades of brown
  05/04/26
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emerald den windowlicker
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Wonderful casino roast beef
  09/10/24
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emerald den windowlicker
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Wonderful casino roast beef
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Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams
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bistre thriller stage people who are hurt
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slimy dopamine
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Comical principal's office
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
soul-stirring khaki whorehouse
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Wonderful casino roast beef
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balding pearly spot roommate
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emerald den windowlicker
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histrionic incel
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kink-friendly hunting ground
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topaz abode ladyboy
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topaz abode ladyboy
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
jade effete regret
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Wonderful casino roast beef
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
stirring tanning salon
  11/26/24
1800000
Painfully honest sooty circlehead international law enforcement agency
  10/23/24
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oomox
  05/04/26
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slap-happy disturbing generalized bond
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
oomox
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Wonderful casino roast beef

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Wonderful casino roast beef

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: emerald den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: emerald den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: motley dilemma

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: 5000 shades of brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: emerald den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Wonderful casino roast beef

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: emerald den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Wonderful casino roast beef

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: bistre thriller stage people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: slimy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Boyish Lay Laser Beams

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Comical principal's office

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki whorehouse

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Wonderful casino roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: balding pearly spot roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: emerald den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: histrionic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: kink-friendly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: topaz abode ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: topaz abode ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: jade effete regret

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Wonderful casino roast beef

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: stirring tanning salon

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest sooty circlehead international law enforcement agency

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: slap-happy disturbing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: oomox

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863770)