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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Navy regret
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
startled domesticated stain brunch
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Navy regret
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
startled domesticated stain brunch
  10/17/25
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Diverse Gay Selfie
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cracking mildly autistic rehab roommate
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
disgusting depressive
  10/17/25
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Navy regret
  10/17/25
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Black shaky locus
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
turquoise concupiscible alpha
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
disgusting depressive
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
disgusting depressive
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Navy regret
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
nighttime supple useless brakes trailer park
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
vibrant carnelian cuckold gas station
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Bright stimulating scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Navy regret
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Bright stimulating scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
coral ticket booth boltzmann
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Bright stimulating scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Navy regret
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Embarrassed to the bone new version
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
amber cruel-hearted halford
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Navy regret
  10/17/25
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Glittery spruce national security agency principal's office
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
coral ticket booth boltzmann
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Diverse Gay Selfie
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
crusty field liquid oxygen
  10/17/25
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Navy regret
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Glittery spruce national security agency principal's office
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Diverse Gay Selfie
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Black shaky locus
  10/17/25
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Titillating copper library trust fund
  10/18/25
lol
Adventurous violet hall community account
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wild home wrinkle
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
excitant angry university
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Navy regret
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
excitant angry university
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Navy regret
  10/17/25
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cracking mildly autistic rehab roommate
  10/18/25
:(
galvanic sticky hominid corner
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demanding parlor
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Contagious round eye school cafeteria
  10/18/25
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filthy dopamine sanctuary
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
turquoise concupiscible alpha
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Grizzly Splenetic Stage Feces
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
claret doctorate
  10/18/25
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demanding parlor
  10/18/25
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disgusting depressive
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Navy regret
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Grizzly Splenetic Stage Feces
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
disgusting depressive
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
stirring public bath athletic conference
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Bespoke Racy Set Brethren
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
disrespectful messiness
  10/18/25
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nighttime supple useless brakes trailer park
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
excitant angry university
  10/18/25
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Navy regret
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Navy regret

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: startled domesticated stain brunch

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Navy regret

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: startled domesticated stain brunch

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Diverse Gay Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic rehab roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: disgusting depressive

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Navy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Black shaky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: turquoise concupiscible alpha

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: disgusting depressive

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: disgusting depressive

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Navy regret

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: nighttime supple useless brakes trailer park

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: vibrant carnelian cuckold gas station

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Bright stimulating scourge upon the earth

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Navy regret

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Bright stimulating scourge upon the earth

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: coral ticket booth boltzmann

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Bright stimulating scourge upon the earth

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Navy regret

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone new version

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: amber cruel-hearted halford

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Navy regret

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Glittery spruce national security agency principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: coral ticket booth boltzmann

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Diverse Gay Selfie

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: crusty field liquid oxygen

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Navy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Glittery spruce national security agency principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Diverse Gay Selfie

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Black shaky locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Titillating copper library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Adventurous violet hall community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: wild home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: excitant angry university

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Navy regret

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: excitant angry university

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Navy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cracking mildly autistic rehab roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: galvanic sticky hominid corner

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: demanding parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Contagious round eye school cafeteria

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: filthy dopamine sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: turquoise concupiscible alpha

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Grizzly Splenetic Stage Feces

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: claret doctorate

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: demanding parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: disgusting depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Navy regret

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Grizzly Splenetic Stage Feces

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: disgusting depressive

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: stirring public bath athletic conference

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Racy Set Brethren

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: disrespectful messiness

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: nighttime supple useless brakes trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: excitant angry university

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Navy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359746)