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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Citrine contagious theater tattoo
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
disturbing abode boiling water
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yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: disturbing abode boiling water

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: disturbing abode boiling water

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: yellow sanctuary toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Brilliant pozpig

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: milky fat ankles

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: milky fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: wonderful chapel ladyboy

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: cyan lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Spruce Point Son Of Senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: 180 candlestick maker shrine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Zippy big-titted scourge upon the earth forum

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine Beady-eyed Casino New Version

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine Beady-eyed Casino New Version

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Zippy big-titted scourge upon the earth forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic useless brakes

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Silver marvelous church sound barrier

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: vibrant misanthropic useless brakes

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cumskin

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: soggy henna philosopher-king

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: useless glittery temple trust fund



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: orange soul-stirring psychic hospital

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: passionate greedy locus wrinkle

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Irradiated location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: dark boyish stag film headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: tantric arrogant orchestra pit hairy legs

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: useless glittery temple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: alcoholic violent university

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: dark boyish stag film headpube

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: diverse station codepig

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Burgundy sweet tailpipe

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: amber territorial toilet seat

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: useless glittery temple trust fund



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Irradiated location

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cyan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: supple aqua rigpig macaca



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: disturbing abode boiling water



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: 180 candlestick maker shrine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: diverse station codepig



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Sticky Grizzly Volcanic Crater Hall



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: free-loading chest-beating office

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Citrine contagious theater tattoo

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Abnormal Love Of Her Life

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: yellow sanctuary toaster

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49424851)