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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
Titillating Volcanic Crater
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(Bob Getty)
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“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
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"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
Swashbuckling potus
  04/15/22
I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
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Fighting idiotic jew library
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I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
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“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
Charcoal multi-billionaire
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lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Pontificating Property
  04/15/22
if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
coral sinister hospital
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
Learning disabled silver state
  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
opaque razzle-dazzle messiness old irish cottage
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Wtf libs?
burgundy dog poop masturbator
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I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
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Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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Math Professors Anxious
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not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t s...
Awkward chapel mental disorder
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You voted for this
odious parlor
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what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
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I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
Doobsian Medicated Rigor
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This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
Doobsian Medicated Rigor
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BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
Doobsian Medicated Rigor
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When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
Doobsian Medicated Rigor
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94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
Doobsian Medicated Rigor
  04/15/22
never saw this coming
Scarlet marvelous dysfunction generalized bond
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https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=...
wine organic girlfriend pit
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This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
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Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn'...
Doobsian Medicated Rigor
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I give him a version of this speech: https://m.youtube.co...
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Bad answer. EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage...
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Titillating Volcanic Crater

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-billionaire

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Buff disrespectful stag film mexican

(Bob Getty)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: wine organic girlfriend pit

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling potus

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: wine organic girlfriend pit

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Fighting idiotic jew library



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: glittery abusive hissy fit casino



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-billionaire

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Pontificating Property

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: coral sinister hospital

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Learning disabled silver state

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle messiness old irish cottage

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: burgundy dog poop masturbator

Wtf libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: appetizing hot party of the first part quadroon

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: containment-escapee frontier model

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Awkward chapel mental disorder

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: odious parlor

You voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: bateful free-loading center sex offender

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Scarlet marvelous dysfunction generalized bond

never saw this coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: wine organic girlfriend pit

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle messiness old irish cottage

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle messiness old irish cottage

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Doobsian Medicated Rigor

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Primrose Erotic Resort Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: wine organic girlfriend pit



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: opaque razzle-dazzle messiness old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Math Professors Anxious



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2:#50191482)