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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
slippery depressive
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
slippery depressive
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Naked Gaping Immigrant
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Naked Gaping Immigrant
  09/10/24
Same
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5000 shades of brown
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Naked Gaping Immigrant
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse
  09/10/24
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Naked Gaping Immigrant
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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slippery depressive
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Narrow-minded gas station hominid
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Pontificating sienna sound barrier mother
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
slippery depressive
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
impressive prole
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
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Startled Garrison
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Startled Garrison
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
ungodly kitchen preventive strike
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Cerebral round eye people who are hurt
  11/26/24
First day?
actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp
  05/04/26
1800000
Pea-brained black woman
  10/23/24
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oomox
  05/04/26
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Misunderstood Peach Dingle Berry
  03/12/26
I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hange...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
ive been doing this for like 10 years now
i gave my cousin head
  05/04/26
i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick
peeface
  05/04/26
What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?
oomox
  05/04/26
They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26
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actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp
  05/04/26
Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollar...
niggerstomper59
  05/04/26
Bangarang!
actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp
  05/04/26
Goddamn!!
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: slippery depressive

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: slippery depressive

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Naked Gaping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Naked Gaping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: chrome indian lodge ladyboy

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: 5000 shades of brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863636)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Naked Gaping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Naked Gaping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: slippery depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded gas station hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Pontificating sienna sound barrier mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: slippery depressive

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: impressive prole

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Lilac Skinny Woman Faggotry

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Cerise Address Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Naked Gaping Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Passionate library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: flushed cocky mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Startled Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Startled Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: ungodly kitchen preventive strike

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Motley aquamarine cumskin whorehouse

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Cerebral round eye people who are hurt

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48382253)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863910)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained black woman

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#48232575)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863640)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Misunderstood Peach Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49736580)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I may do it for free just to see if I can alienate the hangers-on who won't leave me alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863706)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

ive been doing this for like 10 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: peeface

i'm in. people would simply assume i am running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863716)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: oomox

What about all the people in my life who aren't cumskins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863729)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

They need to prepare to be BTFO by your WGWAG obsession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863770)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863911)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)

Nobody here would do this for a month for One Million Dollars tax free.

nyugg has been doing this for free for over a decade.

I think that tells us quite a lot about nyugg.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863897)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: actually smart, genuinely retarded opinions tp

Bangarang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863907)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Goddamn!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2:#49863952)