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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
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  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
hairless charismatic orchestra pit
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Effete Yarmulke
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
gaped public bath
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Effete Yarmulke
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Effete Yarmulke
  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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thriller buff filthpig multi-billionaire
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
outnumbered blue church building stain
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
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  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
gay station feces
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
outnumbered blue church building stain
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
gay station feces
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
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  06/29/24
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gay station feces
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
snowy sadistic tanning salon dragon
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Concupiscible garrison
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
gay station feces
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Concupiscible garrison
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Henna insane plaza
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Motley Plum Lodge Shitlib
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/29/24
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Odious Stead New Version
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
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  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
she did it again
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  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
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  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: thriller buff filthpig multi-billionaire

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: hairless charismatic orchestra pit

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Effete Yarmulke

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: gaped public bath

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Effete Yarmulke

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Effete Yarmulke

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: outnumbered blue church building stain

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Motley Plum Lodge Shitlib

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Brilliant round eye

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: carnelian national



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: fighting karate haunted graveyard



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: thriller buff filthpig multi-billionaire



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: outnumbered blue church building stain

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: snowy sadistic tanning salon dragon

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: gay station feces

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: outnumbered blue church building stain

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: gay station feces

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: outnumbered blue church building stain

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: gay station feces



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Drab antidepressant drug

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pungent potus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: snowy sadistic tanning salon dragon

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible garrison

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: gay station feces

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible garrison

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Henna insane plaza

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Motley Plum Lodge Shitlib

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Disgusting Brindle Goal In Life Piazza

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Odious Stead New Version



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: mint cumskin crackhouse

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: splenetic useless blood rage

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping lay dysfunction

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: fighting karate haunted graveyard

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thriller buff filthpig multi-billionaire

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: cerebral pale brunch

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: pungent potus travel guidebook

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: hairless charismatic orchestra pit

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2:#49041232)