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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Flirting crackhouse dog poop
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Flirting crackhouse dog poop
  10/17/25
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Pea-brained bearded corner
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
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  10/17/25
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galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
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carnelian plaza legend
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
Dun naked potus
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
excitant den sex offender
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
excitant den sex offender
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
Puce adventurous famous landscape painting resort
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Jet-lagged Stag Film Son Of Senegal
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Laughsome hell reading party
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Laughsome hell reading party
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
hairraiser fanboi
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Laughsome hell reading party
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Razzle Rose Alpha Pistol
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
maniacal chartreuse base pozpig
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
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soul-stirring maize chapel boiling water
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
hairraiser fanboi
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
clear quadroon personal credit line
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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soul-stirring maize chapel boiling water
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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carnelian plaza legend
  10/17/25
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  10/18/25
lol
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spectacular coiffed generalized bond orchestra pit
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
slimy marvelous home
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
galvanic kitty site
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/17/25
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Pea-brained bearded corner
  10/18/25
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  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
infuriating address shitlib
  10/18/25
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Exhilarant native
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
Dun naked potus
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Trip windowlicker
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
comical property
  10/18/25
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wine casino idiot
  10/18/25
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excitant den sex offender
  10/18/25
no homo at all
galvanic kitty site
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Trip windowlicker
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
excitant den sex offender
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
unhinged university
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
electric station cuckold
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
useless dark philosopher-king
  10/18/25
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Puce adventurous famous landscape painting resort
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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  10/18/25
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Flirting crackhouse dog poop

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Flirting crackhouse dog poop

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: clear quadroon personal credit line



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained bearded corner



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: excitant den sex offender

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: carnelian plaza legend



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dun naked potus

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: excitant den sex offender

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: excitant den sex offender

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Puce adventurous famous landscape painting resort

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Stag Film Son Of Senegal

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Laughsome hell reading party

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Laughsome hell reading party

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser fanboi

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Laughsome hell reading party

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle Rose Alpha Pistol

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: maniacal chartreuse base pozpig

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize chapel boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: hairraiser fanboi

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: clear quadroon personal credit line

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: vibrant yellow karate tattoo

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize chapel boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: clear quadroon personal credit line

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: carnelian plaza legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Sinister Liquid Oxygen Marketing Idea



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: provocative flickering wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: spectacular coiffed generalized bond orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: slimy marvelous home

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: slimy marvelous home

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained bearded corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: stimulating stock car

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: wine casino idiot



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: infuriating address shitlib

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Dun naked potus

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Trip windowlicker

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: comical property

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: wine casino idiot



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: excitant den sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Trip windowlicker

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: excitant den sex offender

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: unhinged university

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: electric station cuckold

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: useless dark philosopher-king

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Puce adventurous famous landscape painting resort



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: slimy marvelous home

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: galvanic kitty site



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