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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
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Autistic brunch mood
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lol i like it
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Doobsian amber persian
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that's a good joke. those people suck
Lake hell
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You're invited next time
burgundy flatulent circlehead university
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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
Talented Smoky Plaza Genital Piercing
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelcha...
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
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they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
Fear-inspiring Station Psychic
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People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
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"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
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Vigorous Shrine
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I don't get it
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You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
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exhilarant office
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"More like Jones GAY!"
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good joke i would've laughed
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: burgundy flatulent circlehead university

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Deranged Sandwich



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: appetizing embarrassed to the bone gas station tank



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Autistic brunch mood



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: exciting national security agency

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Geriatric godawful fortuitous meteor senate



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Station Psychic

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Doobsian amber persian



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Lake hell

that's a good joke. those people suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49361937)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: burgundy flatulent circlehead university

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Talented Smoky Plaza Genital Piercing

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362005)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: burgundy flatulent circlehead university

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362032)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Shrine

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362176)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Autistic brunch mood



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Domesticated amethyst pocket flask whorehouse



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: adulterous mediation box office



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Grizzly half-breed clown



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Filthy Bistre School Cafeteria



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: territorial nursing home personal credit line

I guffawed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362039)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Grizzly half-breed clown

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362040)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Charismatic sanctuary bbw

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362052)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: motley plum marketing idea dog poop

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Indecent foreskin

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Station Psychic

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362092)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Doobsian amber persian

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364046)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: frisky set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362128)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Aromatic Pit

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362132)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: curious degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362175)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Shrine



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: burgundy flatulent circlehead university

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362188)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Cowardly tattoo digit ratio

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: burgundy flatulent circlehead university



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Lascivious very tactful old irish cottage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362205)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Doobsian amber persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364045)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Grizzly half-breed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364053)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: exhilarant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364099)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Gay infuriating national

"More like Jones GAY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49362190)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Sepia stag film

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2:#49364050)