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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
motley white stage really tough guy
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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180 learning disabled locus
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Just tell some n word jokes.
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Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
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he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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Electric hospital
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go, get drunk, come home late af
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Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
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In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
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  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Big Ebony Lettuce
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you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
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do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
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  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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Aren’t iPods crazy?
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Maize Magical Address Candlestick Maker
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
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  11/11/25
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geriatric coffee pot scourge upon the earth
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
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Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: motley white stage really tough guy

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: motley white stage really tough guy

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: 180 learning disabled locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: vivacious flirting school cafeteria sneaky criminal

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: vigorous hairless hissy fit sanctuary

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: vigorous hairless hissy fit sanctuary

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Dashing school preventive strike

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Low-t principal's office tattoo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: claret buck-toothed gunner love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Electric hospital



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed indian lodge rigpig

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: aqua pit national security agency

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aqua pit national security agency

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed indian lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Curious Skinny Woman Abode

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Big Ebony Lettuce

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Curious Skinny Woman Abode

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: big-titted old irish cottage keepsake machete

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Up-to-no-good Resort Associate

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Maize Magical Address Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Swollen violent trust fund faggot firefighter

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: irradiated dilemma hairy legs

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: big-titted old irish cottage keepsake machete



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: multi-colored maroon quadroon theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: geriatric coffee pot scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: bateful indirect expression

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Maize Magical Address Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dead hateful doctorate

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: geriatric coffee pot scourge upon the earth

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: canary parlour

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Exciting bawdyhouse

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: supple office generalized bond

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Sticky Sweet Tailpipe Hominid

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Maize Magical Address Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: multi-colored maroon quadroon theater stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Low-t principal's office tattoo



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Crimson university



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: motley white stage really tough guy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Electric hospital



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: canary parlour



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Impertinent Location



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: cerebral volcanic crater

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Zombie-like slimy crackhouse liquid oxygen

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready Pistol Chapel

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: 180 learning disabled locus

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49424851)