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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
razzmatazz garrison
  09/24/14
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Bull headed twinkling uncleanness hall
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Chestnut round eye becky
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White space nowag
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180
adulterous messiness
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charcoal community account
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Bateful mood
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
medicated faggot firefighter
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Chestnut round eye becky
  07/17/16
Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
elite codepig gas station
  07/17/16
lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Opaque yarmulke cumskin
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Haunting Multi-colored Area
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Costumed boiling water institution
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still funny.
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abusive generalized bond heaven
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sienna pervert
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Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal
  09/17/17
Still 180
stirring point ape
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Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal
  11/12/17
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adulterous messiness
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Chestnut round eye becky
  11/12/17
Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Opaque yarmulke cumskin
  11/12/17
MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal
  11/12/17
?
Opaque yarmulke cumskin
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz garrison

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Bull headed twinkling uncleanness hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Chestnut round eye becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: White space nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814651)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: adulterous messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: charcoal community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Bateful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: medicated faggot firefighter

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Chestnut round eye becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: elite codepig gas station

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Opaque yarmulke cumskin

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: twinkling floppy gay wizard haunted graveyard

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: medicated faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Chestnut round eye becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: harsh psychic theatre



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Haunting Multi-colored Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Costumed boiling water institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Costumed boiling water institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Frozen Black Ticket Booth

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: sable cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Drab church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: abusive generalized bond heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: sienna pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: stirring point ape

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: adulterous messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Chestnut round eye becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Opaque yarmulke cumskin

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Opaque yarmulke cumskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Cowardly fishy locale sneaky criminal

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: magenta razzle-dazzle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: wonderful misunderstood plaza idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue hairy legs

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: flickering lavender resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Costumed boiling water institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: jew hater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2:#49168452)