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Judge is agreeing with my client because he’s Tall (at trial not flame)

It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to...
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Flame. The sexual-battery laws in every state I'm aware of ...
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So that’s what Warren Moon’s been up to
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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Histrionic godawful new version

It’s a forcible touching trial. I had no choice but to have him testify bc he’s saying it was accidental.

His testimony was “I was walking. It was nice out and she stopped right in front of me while I was walking at a fast pace. She stopped suddenly.”

(“Then what happened?”

She was wearing super short shorts. And her ass was right in front of me.”

(“Objection”)

“I mean her butt. Her buttocks. And I just reached out and grabbed it.”

(“So is it fair to say it was accidental.”)

“Yes.”

(“Objection judge cmon he admitted it. This trial is OVER. He can’t say it’s accidental he just said he grabbed it.”)

Judge: “no I’ll—let’s see where this goes. Mr. Moon, you’re Tall. Do you think she would have let you grab it if you asked?”

Client: “Yes of course.”

Judge: “Your objection is overruled.”



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Shivering den mad cow disease



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: bearded ocher main people



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Pink comical sex offender property



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious kitty cat



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: tan cruise ship place of business



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: spruce gas station friendly grandma

Flame. The sexual-battery laws in every state I'm aware of have statutory exemptions for 6'3" and above.

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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Histrionic godawful new version



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: drunken field idea he suggested

So that’s what Warren Moon’s been up to

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Date: May 8th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Histrionic godawful new version



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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: salmon rigpig foreskin

AYO!! RICHIE!

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Date: May 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Amethyst goyim associate



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