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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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bistre boistinker whorehouse
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
comical senate
  05/30/25
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Medicated Cracking Heaven Headpube
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Exciting jade institution fortuitous meteor
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Bright alcoholic locus
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
orange insecure pervert
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Erotic Nursing Home
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
orange insecure pervert
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
french carnelian party of the first part cruise ship
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Startling bawdyhouse french chef
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
histrionic naked shrine
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Green Swashbuckling Dog Poop Feces
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Aquamarine Curious Cumskin Corner
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Hairraiser Tripping Fat Ankles Location
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Aquamarine Curious Cumskin Corner
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
outnumbered mahogany site nibblets
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Mauve galvanic parlour hominid
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: bistre boistinker whorehouse



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: comical senate

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Medicated Cracking Heaven Headpube



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Exciting jade institution fortuitous meteor

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Bright alcoholic locus

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: orange insecure pervert

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Erotic Nursing Home

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: orange insecure pervert

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: french carnelian party of the first part cruise ship

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Startling bawdyhouse french chef

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic naked shrine

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Green Swashbuckling Dog Poop Feces

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Cumskin Corner

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Tripping Fat Ankles Location

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Cumskin Corner

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: outnumbered mahogany site nibblets

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Mauve galvanic parlour hominid

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)