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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Offensive Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship
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Purple Indirect Expression Cuckold
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
aromatic green rehab
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
aromatic green rehab
  06/27/25
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Underhanded State
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geriatric marvelous digit ratio
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house-broken theater stage
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twisted crusty menage
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twisted crusty menage
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
beady-eyed institution
  06/27/25
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cowardly dull cuckoldry
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
geriatric marvelous digit ratio
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
lilac plaza kitty
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
geriatric marvelous digit ratio
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
aromatic green rehab
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
geriatric marvelous digit ratio
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Brindle Chad Ceo
  06/27/25
It's both
copper chapel multi-billionaire
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house-broken theater stage
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
translucent potus station
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
provocative drunken bawdyhouse
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Offensive Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Sexy resort
  06/27/25
lmfao
lilac plaza kitty
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy location
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
house-broken theater stage
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy location
  06/27/25
lmao
twisted crusty menage
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
aromatic green rehab
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fishy stage
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
twisted crusty menage
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Dark Faggot Firefighter Party Of The First Part
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
twisted crusty menage
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
geriatric marvelous digit ratio
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Dark Faggot Firefighter Party Of The First Part
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
geriatric marvelous digit ratio
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
house-broken theater stage
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy location
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
twisted crusty menage
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
house-broken theater stage
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Autistic confused pit faggotry
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Out-of-control free-loading hospital
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
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Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
translucent potus station
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Vermilion toilet seat house
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Multi-colored Insane Kitchen
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Internet-worthy Stimulating Range Quadroon
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Titillating locus mental disorder
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Vermilion toilet seat house
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
French theater
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
provocative drunken bawdyhouse
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
twisted crusty menage
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Titillating locus mental disorder
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Vermilion toilet seat house
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Offensive Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Purple Indirect Expression Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: aromatic green rehab

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic green rehab

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Underhanded State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: geriatric marvelous digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: house-broken theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cowardly dull cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: geriatric marvelous digit ratio

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: lilac plaza kitty

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: geriatric marvelous digit ratio

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic green rehab

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: geriatric marvelous digit ratio

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Brindle Chad Ceo



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: copper chapel multi-billionaire

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: house-broken theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: translucent potus station

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: provocative drunken bawdyhouse

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Offensive Liquid Oxygen Cruise Ship

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Sexy resort

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: lilac plaza kitty

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy location

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: house-broken theater stage

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy location

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: aromatic green rehab

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: fishy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Dark Faggot Firefighter Party Of The First Part

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: geriatric marvelous digit ratio

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Dark Faggot Firefighter Party Of The First Part

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: geriatric marvelous digit ratio

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: house-broken theater stage

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy location

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: house-broken theater stage

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Autistic confused pit faggotry

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control free-loading hospital

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaming Laptop Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: translucent potus station

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Vermilion toilet seat house

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Insane Kitchen

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Stimulating Range Quadroon

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Titillating locus mental disorder

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Vermilion toilet seat house

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: French theater

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: provocative drunken bawdyhouse

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: twisted crusty menage

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Titillating locus mental disorder

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Vermilion toilet seat house

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)