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Odds Trump dies in office? Can't be that low

He's pushing 80, fat, and eats shit like McDonald's every da...
Trip hilarious locale hominid
  07/30/25
100% because he's never leaving
Tantric new version
  07/30/25
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light ticket booth
  07/30/25
depends whether or not his masters want him Epsteined. JD is...
Sinister Know-it-all Shitlib
  07/30/25
idk man his dad lived to be 93
mustard metal stead
  07/30/25
But his two brothers died at 42 and 71
heady water buffalo
  07/30/25
Clearly Trump pulled an RSF-level ONE WEIRD TRICK to triple ...
mustard metal stead
  07/30/25
he seems to have very high energy so the odds seem low. but ...
glassy double fault
  07/30/25
Nobody cares faggot. Pools closed! Nigger! Hahaha
vibrant space persian
  07/30/25
it's 50% actually: he either dies or he doesn't! 🤣🤣ðŸ¤...
glassy double fault
  07/30/25
Health is more times than not a crapshoot. One of the great...
Sick zombie-like digit ratio legal warrant
  07/30/25
about 15%
Pearly Nubile Theatre
  07/30/25
January 2029? thats like 41 months or something? I think ...
gaped stirring principal's office people who are hurt
  07/30/25
what an absolutely incredible life he will have lived
Pearly Nubile Theatre
  07/30/25
His dad made it to 93, so the odds he makes it to at least m...
Indigo Curious Headpube Cuck
  07/30/25
Probably around 20%
Buck-toothed wrinkle
  07/30/25
I think it is unfortunately pretty likely that he will die b...
zippy locus
  07/30/25


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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Trip hilarious locale hominid

He's pushing 80, fat, and eats shit like McDonald's every day. Even with the best medical care on Earth those aren't great stats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142461)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Tantric new version

100% because he's never leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142465)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: light ticket booth



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Sinister Know-it-all Shitlib

depends whether or not his masters want him Epsteined. JD is in serious negotiations with the Sanhedrin, Trilateral Commission & Mr. Thiel over this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142532)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: mustard metal stead

idk man his dad lived to be 93

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142543)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: heady water buffalo

But his two brothers died at 42 and 71



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: mustard metal stead

Clearly Trump pulled an RSF-level ONE WEIRD TRICK to triple his inheritance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142589)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: glassy double fault

he seems to have very high energy so the odds seem low. but just going off an acturial table yeah of course it's a possibility. plenty of seemingly healthy olds just get stroke or heart attack pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142553)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: vibrant space persian

Nobody cares faggot.

Pools closed!

Nigger! Hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142573)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: glassy double fault

it's 50% actually: he either dies or he doesn't! 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sick zombie-like digit ratio legal warrant

Health is more times than not a crapshoot.

One of the greatest athletes of all time just had his bladder removed-- after having toes removed for blood clots-- at 57. Trump is "fat" but he is active. He isn't rolling around in a scooter. Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. Good genetics. He has a good shot of living through the term



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142572)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Pearly Nubile Theatre

about 15%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142636)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: gaped stirring principal's office people who are hurt

January 2029? thats like 41 months or something?

I think 99% he maeks it, but he seems like the kind of boomer-striver that, when the wind leaves his sails, will fall apart immediately.

iow, I dont think he will have any significant time as an "expotus". Months at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142640)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Pearly Nubile Theatre

what an absolutely incredible life he will have lived

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142652)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Indigo Curious Headpube Cuck

His dad made it to 93, so the odds he makes it to at least mid-80's are pretty good. Although my understanding is that his dad also had some pretty serious dementia by his early 80's, so that could be interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49142680)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Buck-toothed wrinkle

Probably around 20%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49143516)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: zippy locus

I think it is unfortunately pretty likely that he will die before he finishes his term. I like JD Vance a lot; he is spiritually if not literally a poaster, but there is really nobody in the GOP who is anywhere near the sheer force of nature that Trump is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756260&forum_id=2:#49143749)