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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
comical hateful stage messiness
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
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provocative fear-inspiring liquid oxygen stead
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
supple hunting ground national security agency
  08/02/25
rip
jade talented shrine
  08/02/25
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comical hateful stage messiness
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
exhilarant filthpig
  08/01/25
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kink-friendly friendly grandma
  08/01/25
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iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Diverse center jewess
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Wild Lodge
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Violet Laser Beams Stag Film
  08/01/25
yes
Wild Lodge
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Wild Lodge
  08/01/25
?
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Violet Laser Beams Stag Film
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
kink-friendly friendly grandma
  08/01/25
Sick
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
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Wild Lodge
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
angry internal respiration whorehouse
  08/02/25
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charismatic confused milk
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Wild Lodge
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
jade talented shrine
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
angry internal respiration whorehouse
  08/02/25
Hdy
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
lilac therapy
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Thirsty impertinent orchestra pit idiot
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
histrionic underhanded native toaster
  08/02/25
Titcr
Mind-boggling onyx affirmative action giraffe
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
histrionic underhanded native toaster
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
fishy sweet tailpipe
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
histrionic underhanded native toaster
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Salmon cruel-hearted main people antidepressant drug
  08/02/25
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self-centered very tactful ticket booth
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
massive senate persian
  08/02/25
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Concupiscible black public bath
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
turquoise irate regret queen of the night
  08/02/25
?
iridescent unhinged police squad
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
gold disturbing stock car
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: comical hateful stage messiness

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: provocative fear-inspiring liquid oxygen stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: supple hunting ground national security agency

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: jade talented shrine

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: comical hateful stage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: exhilarant filthpig

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Diverse center jewess

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Wild Lodge

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Violet Laser Beams Stag Film

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Wild Lodge

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Wild Lodge

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Violet Laser Beams Stag Film

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly friendly grandma

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Wild Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: angry internal respiration whorehouse

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: charismatic confused milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Wild Lodge

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: jade talented shrine

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: angry internal respiration whorehouse

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: lilac therapy

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Thirsty impertinent orchestra pit idiot

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: histrionic underhanded native toaster

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling onyx affirmative action giraffe

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: histrionic underhanded native toaster

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: fishy sweet tailpipe

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: histrionic underhanded native toaster

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Salmon cruel-hearted main people antidepressant drug

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: self-centered very tactful ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: massive senate persian

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible black public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: turquoise irate regret queen of the night

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: iridescent unhinged police squad

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: gold disturbing stock car

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2:#49151922)