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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/08/25
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stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Milky kitchen travel guidebook
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Vermilion Stimulating Bawdyhouse Stain
  12/12/25
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Passionate dull place of business headpube
  12/17/25
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effete amethyst space multi-billionaire
  12/17/25
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sadistic business firm
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Slimy pocket flask
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Slimy pocket flask
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
chestnut mediation dog poop
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
haunting immigrant sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/18/25
lol
Very Tactful Idea He Suggested Dragon
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
haunting immigrant sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
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stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Passionate dull place of business headpube
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
obsidian razzle-dazzle range
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Very Tactful Idea He Suggested Dragon
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Passionate dull place of business headpube
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
obsidian razzle-dazzle range
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Passionate dull place of business headpube
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
shimmering hairy legs
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
180 home boiling water
  12/17/25
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Soggy pale crackhouse
  12/17/25
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Outnumbered gaming laptop tanning salon
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
angry aquamarine twinkling uncleanness regret
  12/17/25
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Brindle marvelous set
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
stirring brass pozpig useless brakes
  12/17/25
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Violet station
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
beady-eyed genital piercing church building
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
massive navy address
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
shimmering hairy legs
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
massive navy address
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
shimmering hairy legs
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
massive navy address
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
spruce filthy hissy fit
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
obsidian razzle-dazzle range
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
beady-eyed genital piercing church building
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
obsidian razzle-dazzle range
  12/17/25
...
spruce filthy hissy fit
  12/17/25
I am not!
beady-eyed genital piercing church building
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Contagious crystalline box office
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Milky kitchen travel guidebook

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Vermilion Stimulating Bawdyhouse Stain

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Passionate dull place of business headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: effete amethyst space multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: sadistic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Slimy pocket flask

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Slimy pocket flask

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: chestnut mediation dog poop

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: haunting immigrant sneaky criminal

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Very Tactful Idea He Suggested Dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: haunting immigrant sneaky criminal

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Passionate dull place of business headpube

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: obsidian razzle-dazzle range

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Very Tactful Idea He Suggested Dragon

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Passionate dull place of business headpube

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: obsidian razzle-dazzle range

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Passionate dull place of business headpube

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: shimmering hairy legs

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: 180 home boiling water

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Soggy pale crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered gaming laptop tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: angry aquamarine twinkling uncleanness regret

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Brindle marvelous set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: stirring brass pozpig useless brakes

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Violet station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed genital piercing church building

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: massive navy address

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: shimmering hairy legs

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: massive navy address

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: shimmering hairy legs

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: massive navy address

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: spruce filthy hissy fit

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: obsidian razzle-dazzle range

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed genital piercing church building

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: obsidian razzle-dazzle range

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: spruce filthy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed genital piercing church building

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Contagious crystalline box office

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2:#49518198)