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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
territorial preventive strike toilet seat
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
aphrodisiac range twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
Cr.
Motley locus clown
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
tripping lodge
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Vibrant bistre jap useless brakes
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
galvanic overrated pervert community account
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
costumed painfully honest stead
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
costumed painfully honest stead
  04/18/25
...
concupiscible church building persian
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
impertinent cruise ship
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
comical violent casino
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
comical violent casino
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
concupiscible church building persian
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
comical violent casino
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
comical violent casino
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Charcoal meetinghouse
  04/18/25
jfc goys
comical violent casino
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
concupiscible church building persian
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Crystalline police squad
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
concupiscible church building persian
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Crystalline police squad
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Idiotic mentally impaired gay wizard state
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Idiotic mentally impaired gay wizard state
  04/18/25
...
180 cream love of her life
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
comical violent casino
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
razzmatazz foreskin voyeur
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Crystalline police squad
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
blathering theatre dog poop
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: territorial preventive strike toilet seat

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac range twinkling uncleanness

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Motley locus clown

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: tripping lodge

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Vibrant bistre jap useless brakes

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: galvanic overrated pervert community account

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: costumed painfully honest stead

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: costumed painfully honest stead

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: concupiscible church building persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: impertinent cruise ship

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: comical violent casino

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: comical violent casino

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: concupiscible church building persian

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: comical violent casino

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: comical violent casino

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charcoal meetinghouse

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: comical violent casino

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: concupiscible church building persian

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Crystalline police squad

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: concupiscible church building persian

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Crystalline police squad

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Idiotic mentally impaired gay wizard state

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Idiotic mentally impaired gay wizard state

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: 180 cream love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: comical violent casino

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz foreskin voyeur

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Crystalline police squad

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: blathering theatre dog poop

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905689)