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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Aphrodisiac angry boltzmann theater stage
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Aphrodisiac angry boltzmann theater stage
  11/11/25
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Orange mood menage
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Exhilarant Zippy Gaming Laptop
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
thriller insanely creepy hospital
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
thriller insanely creepy hospital
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
charcoal state depressive
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Self-absorbed fortuitous meteor point
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
exciting umber stage love of her life
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
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diverse whorehouse degenerate
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
Navy nursing home
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
harsh excitant set rigor
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
harsh excitant set rigor
  11/11/25
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Navy nursing home
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
supple stead toilet seat
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
massive galvanic private investor cuck
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
supple stead toilet seat
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Razzmatazz High-end Home
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
dull abode
  11/11/25
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cracking friendly grandma
  11/12/25
lmfao
Topaz theater
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
Translucent lodge
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Razzmatazz High-end Home
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frozen resort
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free-loading gaping reading party
  11/12/25
sprinted here
bat-shit-crazy address multi-billionaire
  11/12/25
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cracking friendly grandma
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Tripping chapel
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
tp
free-loading gaping reading party
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Shimmering house
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
floppy talking school cafeteria
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
citrine ratface
  11/11/25
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sickened persian
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
Chestnut becky rigpig
  11/11/25
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sickened persian
  11/11/25
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cracking friendly grandma
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
frozen resort
  11/11/25
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Self-absorbed fortuitous meteor point
  11/11/25
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talented principal's office
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Aphrodisiac angry boltzmann theater stage
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diverse whorehouse degenerate
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Shimmering house
  11/11/25
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violent fragrant pozpig
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
wine fat ankles
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
sickened persian
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
Purple office half-breed
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
Orange mood menage
  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: sickened persian

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry boltzmann theater stage

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sickened persian

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry boltzmann theater stage

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Orange mood menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Zippy Gaming Laptop

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: thriller insanely creepy hospital

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: sickened persian

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: thriller insanely creepy hospital

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: charcoal state depressive

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: exciting umber stage love of her life

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sickened persian

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Navy nursing home

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: harsh excitant set rigor

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: sickened persian

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: harsh excitant set rigor

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Navy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: supple stead toilet seat

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: sickened persian

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: massive galvanic private investor cuck

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: supple stead toilet seat

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz High-end Home

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: sickened persian

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: dull abode

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cracking friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Topaz theater

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Translucent lodge

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz High-end Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: frozen resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: free-loading gaping reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy address multi-billionaire

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cracking friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Tripping chapel

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: sickened persian

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: free-loading gaping reading party

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Shimmering house

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: floppy talking school cafeteria

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sickened persian

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: citrine ratface

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: sickened persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Chestnut becky rigpig

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: sickened persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cracking friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: frozen resort

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed fortuitous meteor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: talented principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421338)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac angry boltzmann theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Shimmering house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: violent fragrant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: wine fat ankles

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sickened persian

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Purple office half-breed

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Orange mood menage

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49424851)