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deranged red pistol
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
jet curious site place of business
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Cr
twinkling sex offender
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umber resort legal warrant
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Yellow circlehead brunch
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Histrionic mental disorder hominid
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
talented hospital
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Purple corner
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
talented hospital
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Purple corner
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Beady-eyed Ocher Lay Azn
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Purple corner
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Beady-eyed Ocher Lay Azn
  05/05/25
180
Purple corner
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
soul-stirring people who are hurt
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
copper spectacular hell
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cobalt locus corn cake
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
gold candlestick maker therapy
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Cowardly Useless Double Fault
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
gold candlestick maker therapy
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Yellow circlehead brunch
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Impressive parlor
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
azure ratface jap
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
copper spectacular hell
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
low-t wonderful generalized bond office
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
umber resort legal warrant
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Cowardly Useless Double Fault
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deranged red pistol
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Cowardly Useless Double Fault
  05/09/25
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deranged red pistol
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Cowardly Useless Double Fault
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Self-absorbed lavender preventive strike
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
crystalline psychic
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Yellow circlehead brunch
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Histrionic mental disorder hominid
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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deranged red pistol
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Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: deranged red pistol



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: jet curious site place of business

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: twinkling sex offender

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: umber resort legal warrant



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Yellow circlehead brunch



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Histrionic mental disorder hominid



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: talented hospital

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Purple corner

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: talented hospital

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Purple corner



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ocher Lay Azn

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Purple corner

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Ocher Lay Azn

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Purple corner

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring people who are hurt

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: copper spectacular hell

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cobalt locus corn cake



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: gold candlestick maker therapy

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Cowardly Useless Double Fault

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: gold candlestick maker therapy

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Yellow circlehead brunch

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Impressive parlor

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: azure ratface jap

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: copper spectacular hell

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: low-t wonderful generalized bond office

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: umber resort legal warrant

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Cowardly Useless Double Fault

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: deranged red pistol



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Cowardly Useless Double Fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: deranged red pistol

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Cowardly Useless Double Fault



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed lavender preventive strike

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crystalline psychic

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Yellow circlehead brunch

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Histrionic mental disorder hominid

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: deranged red pistol



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Ruddy Stirring Bbw Gunner



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: mint business firm

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Pontificating Bateful Address Nibblets



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Turquoise menage laser beams

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918763)