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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Cowardly theater stage jap https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047
Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom. |
Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Khaki box office affirmative action OTH, he fucked Gilfoil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236767) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: beady-eyed cuckoldry imagine the smell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237741) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: Orchid Gas Station Pervert like you wouldn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239326) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM Author: soul-stirring abusive roommate space So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236775) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Self-absorbed Juggernaut Den Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236953) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM Author: walnut aphrodisiac hospital gay wizard you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238567) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: soul-stirring abusive roommate space you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238659) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM Author: topaz bateful casino it's pathetic and reeks of desperation
he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump. |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Motley Locus Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236810) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: rough-skinned parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236837) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Violet Thriller Voyeur Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238563) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Crusty sanctuary I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236812) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: splenetic tan toilet seat he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead
i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Crusty sanctuary it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236827) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: splenetic tan toilet seat (marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236833) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM Author: soul-stirring abusive roommate space They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236831) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: splenetic tan toilet seat biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236834) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM Author: violent irradiated hunting ground Also $10M during VP don't forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237435) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Fluffy heaven doctorate He's old money and knows the ropes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237574) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Cerise Contagious School > i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon
are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon? |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: splenetic tan toilet seat this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236825) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Cowardly theater stage jap "Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49236860) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Rusted stage Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237386) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: vibrant hall This post is a little funny but not that funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237427) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM Author: Rusted stage Key point is that its "a little funny"
Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: violent irradiated hunting ground Farm Animals: "nffi"
Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25703211 · 4h Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California . |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Cowardly theater stage jap lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237736) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM Author: charcoal foreskin I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.
Goddamn you people are dense |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM Author: Violet Thriller Voyeur Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238606) |
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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle ticket booth tank This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237739) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM Author: rough-skinned parlour I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49237971) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: violent irradiated hunting ground It's not FOR you, retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238653) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM Author: chrome ape The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Violet Thriller Voyeur We do not deserve this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: fuchsia state this is extremely unfunny.
if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit. |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM Author: vibrant hall Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: walnut aphrodisiac hospital gay wizard libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238573) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: fuchsia state it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?
this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around. |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: topaz bateful casino actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238611) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM Author: fuchsia state wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238622) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM Author: Aromatic Disgusting Crackhouse Ladyboy It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49238662) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: fuchsia state yea and he zings the fuck out of people.
this newsom shit is embarrassing |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: walnut aphrodisiac hospital gay wizard he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239791) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Shimmering Titillating Potus Rigor Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239301) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Comical Lake Pozpig To be fair,
Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why? |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: translucent very tactful nowag corner Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239324) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Comical Lake Pozpig To be fair,
"Hashtag, Resist!!!"
LJL brother LJL.
The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!" |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: charcoal foreskin Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239365) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: fuchsia state bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239374) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM Author: Comical Lake Pozpig To be fair,
Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...
...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).
LJL, LJL.
Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug* |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Violet Thriller Voyeur (post mimicking 60iq proles) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239394) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Disrespectful Orange Stag Film Crotch Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239380) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Aromatic Disgusting Crackhouse Ladyboy Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2:#49239389) |