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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Cracking very tactful laser beams
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
sickened skinny woman
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territorial primrose hospital chad
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
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  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Cracking very tactful laser beams
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
tan casino sex offender
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
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  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
avocado property people who are hurt
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
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  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
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  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
jet-lagged plaza
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Smoky Resort
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
claret sound barrier
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(rudolph)
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Trip useless brakes
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
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  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
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I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
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I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
wild hell giraffe
  11/22/17
(money haver)
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  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
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cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
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Front shirt pocket sticking out
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  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
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Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
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1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
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lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Cracking very tactful laser beams

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: sickened skinny woman

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: territorial primrose hospital chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: tan casino sex offender

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Cracking very tactful laser beams

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: tan casino sex offender

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: metal rose address party of the first part

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: avocado property people who are hurt

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference twinkling uncleanness

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: razzle slimy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Trip useless brakes

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged plaza

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Smoky Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: claret sound barrier

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: tan casino sex offender

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Slippery Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Trip useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser balding antidepressant drug business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Maniacal Flirting Base Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Trip useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: maroon erotic liquid oxygen

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cracking very tactful laser beams

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: maroon erotic liquid oxygen

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference twinkling uncleanness

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Nudist indigo yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly concupiscible weed whacker principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Maniacal Flirting Base Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Awkward contagious pit legend

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: wild hell giraffe

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Snowy reading party cruise ship

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Sticky brilliant windowlicker garrison

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: maroon erotic liquid oxygen

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Cracking very tactful laser beams

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Aromatic tanning salon cumskin

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Bronze senate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: Nudist indigo yarmulke

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Mahogany wagecucks point

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Maniacal Flirting Base Jewess

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Snowy reading party cruise ship

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Maniacal Flirting Base Jewess

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Cracking very tactful laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2:#49220312)