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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
pontificating henna menage
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Dull Laughsome Mother
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
cowardly domesticated gas station kitty
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
mischievous ivory hissy fit
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
pontificating henna menage
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
mischievous ivory hissy fit
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
mischievous ivory hissy fit
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
mischievous ivory hissy fit
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
pontificating henna menage
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
mischievous ivory hissy fit
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Odious violent doctorate
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Odious violent doctorate
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
up-to-no-good point
  04/08/25
that's rude
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
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pontificating henna menage
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
irradiated outnumbered masturbator
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
mischievous ivory hissy fit
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
exhilarant khaki space
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/08/25
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pontificating henna menage
  04/08/25
...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
pontificating henna menage
  04/09/25
...
pontificating henna menage
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
useless nofapping goyim
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Nighttime shrine toaster
  04/09/25
Ty
awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/09/25
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Frisky half-breed
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Contagious Sienna Parlour
  04/09/25
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awkward heaven gay wizard
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Arousing Vengeful Lay
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
awkward heaven gay wizard
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
awkward heaven gay wizard
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Disgusting trip station
  05/02/25
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awkward heaven gay wizard
  05/12/25
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chandler (retired)
  05/21/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Dull Laughsome Mother

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: cowardly domesticated gas station kitty

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mischievous ivory hissy fit

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: mischievous ivory hissy fit

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: mischievous ivory hissy fit

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: mischievous ivory hissy fit

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: mischievous ivory hissy fit

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Odious violent doctorate

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Odious violent doctorate

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good point

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: irradiated outnumbered masturbator

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: mischievous ivory hissy fit

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki space

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: pontificating henna menage



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: useless nofapping goyim

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Nighttime shrine toaster

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Frisky half-breed



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Contagious Sienna Parlour

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Arousing Vengeful Lay

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Disgusting trip station

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: awkward heaven gay wizard



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48951746)