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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Spectacular Fuchsia Mad Cow Disease
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Scarlet locus cuckoldry
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Emerald site
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Emerald site
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Emerald site
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Emerald site
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Emerald site
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
khaki hyperventilating reading party
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
flirting round eye ratface
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
khaki hyperventilating reading party
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
flirting round eye ratface
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Maniacal indian lodge generalized bond
  04/08/25
that's rude
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
...
Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
hairraiser citrine masturbator
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Emerald site
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Canary Point
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/08/25
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Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/08/25
...
flirting round eye ratface
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/09/25
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Vibrant cordovan stage roommate
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Chocolate Diverse Voyeur
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
contagious boiling water
  04/09/25
Ty
flirting round eye ratface
  04/09/25
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indigo rigpig
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Lavender Bat Shit Crazy Stead
  04/09/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
charismatic theatre
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
flirting round eye ratface
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
flirting round eye ratface
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Motley halford senate
  05/02/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  05/12/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
flirting round eye ratface
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
contagious boiling water
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
flirting round eye ratface
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
khaki hyperventilating reading party
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
flirting round eye ratface
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
khaki hyperventilating reading party
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
razzmatazz mahogany casino nibblets
  06/03/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  06/26/25
OP?
flirting round eye ratface
  06/27/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  07/09/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  07/31/25
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flirting round eye ratface
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
flirting round eye ratface
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
razzmatazz mahogany casino nibblets
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Spectacular Fuchsia Mad Cow Disease

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Scarlet locus cuckoldry

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Emerald site

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Emerald site

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Emerald site

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald site

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Emerald site

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: khaki hyperventilating reading party

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: khaki hyperventilating reading party

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Maniacal indian lodge generalized bond

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: hairraiser citrine masturbator

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Emerald site

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Canary Point

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant cordovan stage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Chocolate Diverse Voyeur

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: contagious boiling water

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: indigo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Lavender Bat Shit Crazy Stead

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: charismatic theatre

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Motley halford senate

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: contagious boiling water

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: khaki hyperventilating reading party

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: khaki hyperventilating reading party

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz mahogany casino nibblets

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: flirting round eye ratface

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz mahogany casino nibblets

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331552)