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Tripping casino
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Offensive Hell
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Cr
cracking house-broken theater
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startled fragrant stead community account
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Marvelous menage
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rambunctious pale genital piercing
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slutmobile obv
vivacious university
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
submissive legend
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
vivacious university
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submissive legend
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Lake theater stage toaster
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
submissive legend
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Lake theater stage toaster
  05/05/25
180
submissive legend
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
big whorehouse ladyboy
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
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Outnumbered ruby ratface
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
opaque church building skinny woman
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
nudist point
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
opaque church building skinny woman
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Marvelous menage
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
irradiated tanning salon
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
mischievous brass athletic conference windowlicker
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
racy school
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Peach 180 Love Of Her Life Stage
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I like undercutters pizza.
startled fragrant stead community account
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
nudist point
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Tripping casino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
nudist point
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1800000
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nudist point
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Dashing sable resort blood rage
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Milky Bateful Church
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Mustard Scourge Upon The Earth
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Marvelous menage
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Dashing sable resort blood rage
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
rambunctious pale genital piercing
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it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Dashing sable resort blood rage
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Tripping casino
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Dashing sable resort blood rage
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My bum is on the Swedish
Bull headed rigor
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
big-titted laughsome base
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
pearly abnormal clown
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Offensive Hell

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: cracking house-broken theater

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Marvelous menage



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: rambunctious pale genital piercing



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: vivacious university

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: submissive legend

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: vivacious university

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Lake theater stage toaster

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: submissive legend

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Lake theater stage toaster

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: submissive legend

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: big whorehouse ladyboy

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: racy school

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered ruby ratface



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: opaque church building skinny woman

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: nudist point

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: opaque church building skinny woman

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Marvelous menage

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: irradiated tanning salon

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: mischievous brass athletic conference windowlicker

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: racy school

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Peach 180 Love Of Her Life Stage

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: startled fragrant stead community account

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: nudist point

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Tripping casino



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: nudist point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Tripping casino

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: nudist point



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Dashing sable resort blood rage

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Milky Bateful Church

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mustard Scourge Upon The Earth

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Marvelous menage

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Dashing sable resort blood rage

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: rambunctious pale genital piercing

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Dashing sable resort blood rage

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Dashing sable resort blood rage

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Tripping casino



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Dashing sable resort blood rage



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Bull headed rigor

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: big-titted laughsome base

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: pearly abnormal clown

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2:#48918763)