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what are ur favorite small xo running gags

my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
Vivacious nowag
  08/07/25
accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs
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MPA being intelligent
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Po boys
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Vivacious nowag
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
Big cream partner cuck
  08/12/25
"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hyp...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
Big cream partner cuck
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
Big cream partner cuck
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
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Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays ...
doobsian bipolar background story
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
  08/12/25
Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
doobsian bipolar background story
  08/12/25
yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
  08/12/25
You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
doobsian bipolar background story
  08/12/25
good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
doobsian bipolar background story
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FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 N...
doobsian bipolar background story
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
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MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE
rusted yapping spot gaming laptop
  08/12/25
COME ON DOWN!
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"Which dad?" is still a banger
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Insecure thriller native
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Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases
Concupiscible church building
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I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that catego...
Vivacious nowag
  08/12/25
he has a very unique style that is mesmerizing durr d...
razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground
  08/12/25
George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angr...
Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund
  08/12/25
threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are al...
Big cream partner cuck
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We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dea...
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doobsian bipolar background story
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cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work
Vivacious nowag
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He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pu...
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it's very small and simple, but thank
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when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its...
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jjc's brady email never gets old to me
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all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick d...
Big cream partner cuck
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There was that one thread where someone turned it into the L...
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we'll see what unfolds
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rusted yapping spot gaming laptop
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I say this irl fairly frequently
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just jump
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peak experience
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Brilliant Well-lubricated House
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it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flig...
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very Anthony Bourdain-ish
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doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.
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wtf else would you call a head of state?
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everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha
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clothmos being fags
Brilliant Well-lubricated House
  08/12/25
that's not a "gag", hth
hideous jewess
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Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for t...
Brilliant Well-lubricated House
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i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always mak...
Bull headed station
  08/12/25
this thread smells like duck sauce does as well
rusted yapping spot gaming laptop
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Underhanded Tanning Salon Athletic Conference
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"Oh, Harold!"
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Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yach...
trip silver gas station boistinker
  08/13/25
phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.
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(maf quotemo)
Vivacious nowag
  08/13/25
says the pumo
Brilliant Well-lubricated House
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Peterman's hairline
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there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole i...
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Brilliant Well-lubricated House
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: opaque irate stead cumskin

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Swollen territorial tank plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Bull headed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: hideous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Exciting Ratface Forum

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Abusive Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: zombie-like ultramarine school cafeteria

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Racy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Big cream partner cuck

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Big cream partner cuck

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Big cream partner cuck

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: hideous jewess

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Fragrant citrine garrison

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Insecure thriller native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180282)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible church building

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Big cream partner cuck

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: apoplectic theatre

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Bull headed station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Sooty Alcoholic Faggotry Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Racy new version

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Purple beady-eyed pocket flask goyim

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bull headed station

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: infuriating fuchsia preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Insecure thriller native

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: apoplectic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Big cream partner cuck

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous dingle berry hall

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Vivacious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: hideous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: gaped poppy wagecucks

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: magical fiercely-loyal newt haunted graveyard

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Insecure thriller native

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: magical fiercely-loyal newt haunted graveyard

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bull headed station

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: apoplectic theatre

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous dingle berry hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle red base hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Irradiated library boltzmann

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic factory reset button

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: magical fiercely-loyal newt haunted graveyard

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: apoplectic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic Confused Rehab Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Insecure thriller native

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Underhanded Tanning Salon Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Pungent diverse idea he suggested

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Khaki slippery piazza

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: hideous jewess

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bull headed station

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Milky mewling principal's office

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: godawful orchestra pit

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating jet chapel really tough guy

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Dashing internal respiration

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: infuriating fuchsia preventive strike

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Tanning Salon Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: domesticated shrine jap

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: smoky set

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Vigorous dingle berry hall

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Arousing Talking Psychic

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: translucent seedy mental disorder private investor

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Exciting Ratface Forum

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king national security agency

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Vigorous dingle berry hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Wild Blood Rage

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Irradiated library boltzmann

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Ladyboy

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Exciting Ratface Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Very tactful pisswyrm trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Vivacious nowag

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: hideous jewess

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Racy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Racy new version

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: rusted yapping spot gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: gaped poppy wagecucks

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: trip silver gas station boistinker

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Exciting Ratface Forum

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Well-lubricated House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Lake business firm

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Cyan bateful hairy legs

Fortuitous meteor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2:#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Vivacious nowag

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: french bawdyhouse

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: doobsian bipolar background story



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Boyish step-uncle's house

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

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