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Claret Brunch
  07/02/19
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Claret Brunch
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Claret Brunch
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
stimulating vermilion address pervert
  12/20/20
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jade dead jewess
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Exhilarant blood rage
  08/21/19
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Mauve Angry Trump Supporter Antidepressant Drug
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
bull headed zombie-like locale
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Talented mint philosopher-king
  08/21/19
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lemon rough-skinned stead
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
coral judgmental striped hyena
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Exhilarant blood rage
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Talented mint philosopher-king
  08/21/19
emergency money
Exhilarant blood rage
  08/21/19
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Heady sepia trailer park round eye
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cocky business firm dragon
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cocky business firm dragon
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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...,....,,........
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You’re poor
Spruce Idiotic Meetinghouse Idea He Suggested
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Claret Brunch
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Bistre church really tough guy
  09/01/19
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Heady sepia trailer park round eye
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
bull headed zombie-like locale
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Claret Brunch
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
lemon rough-skinned stead
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Claret Brunch
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Blathering thriller corn cake crackhouse
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Claret Brunch
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
well-lubricated sexy university
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Claret Brunch
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
overrated razzle-dazzle theater stage
  09/10/21
great thread
rose shrine background story
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Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Claret Brunch
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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jade dead jewess
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i love men
rose shrine background story
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Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Claret Brunch
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Claret Brunch
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Bistre church really tough guy
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Claret Brunch
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Beady-eyed hairless set
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Claret Brunch
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Claret Brunch
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Claret Brunch
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
Zero Income No Kids
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Claret Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Claret Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Claret Brunch

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: stimulating vermilion address pervert

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: jade dead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Mauve Angry Trump Supporter Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: bull headed zombie-like locale

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Talented mint philosopher-king

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: lemon rough-skinned stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: coral judgmental striped hyena

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Talented mint philosopher-king

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant blood rage

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Heady sepia trailer park round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: cocky business firm dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: cocky business firm dragon



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Spruce Idiotic Meetinghouse Idea He Suggested

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Bistre church really tough guy

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Heady sepia trailer park round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: bull headed zombie-like locale

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Claret Brunch

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: lemon rough-skinned stead

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Blathering thriller corn cake crackhouse

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated sexy university

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: overrated razzle-dazzle theater stage

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: rose shrine background story

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: jade dead jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: rose shrine background story

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Bistre church really tough guy

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Claret Brunch

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairless set

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Claret Brunch

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Claret Brunch

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Claret Brunch

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264493)