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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.
floppy indecent school
  05/14/25
if he survives will you finger his asshole
bipolar heady people who are hurt field
  05/14/25
prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack
tantric stirring bawdyhouse
  05/14/25
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Learning disabled angry stage mood
  05/14/25
No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and la...
floppy indecent school
  05/14/25
she fed him Kools, amirite
tantric stirring bawdyhouse
  05/15/25
He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he s...
floppy indecent school
  05/15/25
not Benson & Hedges?
Flushed Dilemma
  05/15/25
Nope
floppy indecent school
  05/15/25
How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks
Frum crawly native incel
  05/14/25
I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is ...
floppy indecent school
  05/14/25
He survived.
floppy indecent school
  05/14/25
happy for you and him.
french violent step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  05/15/25
Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Do...
medicated house bbw
  05/15/25
He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him ...
floppy indecent school
  05/15/25
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!
Embarrassed To The Bone Flesh Stead
  05/15/25
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pink provocative point
  05/15/25
Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough r...
fluffy legend
  05/15/25
My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironi...
floppy indecent school
  05/15/25
Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the a...
fluffy legend
  05/15/25
This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surg...
Razzle emerald potus hall
  05/15/25
widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?
jade stag film
  05/15/25
If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack...
Razzle emerald potus hall
  05/15/25
congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years
Jet comical trailer park laser beams
  05/15/25
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pink provocative point
  05/15/25
he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab
Exhilarant electric furnace
  05/15/25
86 year old dad? are you 60?
Metal misunderstood national pisswyrm
  05/15/25
you aren't? do you know where you are, son?
Well-lubricated Parlour Partner
  05/15/25
My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood tra...
floppy indecent school
  05/15/25
Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night arou...
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
Boomers, right?
mustard balding hell keepsake machete
  05/20/25
I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in...
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. No...
mustard balding hell keepsake machete
  05/20/25
The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, co...
fluffy legend
  05/20/25
...
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
xo prayers have been sent
burgundy site
  05/20/25
Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell ...
abnormal self-absorbed orchestra pit indirect expression
  05/20/25
...
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
Let's be more realistic here. Call him 1x / week.
Claret Station Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/20/25
Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never ...
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
Poast the recipe
medicated house bbw
  05/20/25
Let me see if I can find it, one sec.
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her ...
floppy indecent school
  05/20/25
Ty
medicated house bbw
  05/21/25
Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed...
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  05/20/25
...
abnormal self-absorbed orchestra pit indirect expression
  05/20/25
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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48930191)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: bipolar heady people who are hurt field

if he survives will you finger his asshole

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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: tantric stirring bawdyhouse

prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48930203)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Learning disabled angry stage mood



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48930997)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: tantric stirring bawdyhouse

she fed him Kools, amirite

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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934050)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Flushed Dilemma

not Benson & Hedges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934133)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934217)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Frum crawly native incel

How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks

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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48931000)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

He survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48931001)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: french violent step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

happy for you and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934053)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: medicated house bbw

Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934056)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934110)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Flesh Stead

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934065)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: pink provocative point



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: fluffy legend

Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934107)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934114)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: fluffy legend

Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934121)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle emerald potus hall

This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.

After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934244)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: jade stag film

widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934051)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Razzle emerald potus hall

If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934247)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Jet comical trailer park laser beams

congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934064)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: pink provocative point



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant electric furnace

he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934123)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Metal misunderstood national pisswyrm

86 year old dad? are you 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934130)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Parlour Partner

you aren't? do you know where you are, son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934152)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."

She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48934211)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.

I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.

He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.

"What do you mean," I asked him.

"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.

That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."

"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948708)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: mustard balding hell keepsake machete

Boomers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948725)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: mustard balding hell keepsake machete

It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:

This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948838)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: fluffy legend

The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948727)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: floppy indecent school



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: burgundy site

xo prayers have been sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948715)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: abnormal self-absorbed orchestra pit indirect expression

Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948718)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: floppy indecent school



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Claret Station Twinkling Uncleanness

Let's be more realistic here.

Call him 1x / week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948745)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948752)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: medicated house bbw

Poast the recipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948766)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

Let me see if I can find it, one sec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948772)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: floppy indecent school

My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.

I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948878)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: medicated house bbw

Ty

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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Racy frisky nowag

Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2:#48948775)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: abnormal self-absorbed orchestra pit indirect expression



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: floppy indecent school



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