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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Up-to-no-good address
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Up-to-no-good address
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Up-to-no-good address
  11/11/25
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ocher main people
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
costumed hall mood
  11/11/25
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Infuriating bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
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Up-to-no-good address
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  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Messiness Gas Station

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Vermilion Messiness Gas Station

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sadistic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Sepia Galvanic Voyeur Pit

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Locus

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Racy party of the first part

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Bright Coldplay Fan



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: contagious step-uncle's house cumskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: garnet anal property ladyboy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlor foreskin

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Magenta Feces Sound Barrier

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Magenta Feces Sound Barrier

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlor foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: costumed hall mood

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: ocher main people

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: costumed hall mood

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Infuriating bawdyhouse

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: clear supple dog poop

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: turquoise pungent roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Puce whorehouse

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: dead talented cuck people who are hurt

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Infuriating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: fragrant red old irish cottage house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: thriller frum piazza

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: turquoise pungent roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: tantric vibrant mother

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Den Chad

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Crawly partner love of her life

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: umber dilemma hunting ground

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Scarlet school cafeteria candlestick maker

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jade fat ankles dingle berry

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: turquoise pungent roommate



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: fragrant red old irish cottage house

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bright Coldplay Fan



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: concupiscible center



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Vermilion Messiness Gas Station



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: garnet anal property ladyboy



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Crawly partner love of her life



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: confused tanning salon laser beams



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Henna Nursing Home Headpube

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good address

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Shaky Lascivious Travel Guidebook New Version

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: sadistic legend

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49424851)