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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Shivering theater stage
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Emerald People Who Are Hurt
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
deranged alpha
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Misanthropic Hunting Ground
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
deranged alpha
  10/24/14
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deranged alpha
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
deranged alpha
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Avocado theatre corn cake
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
deranged alpha
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Avocado theatre corn cake
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
deranged alpha
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Avocado theatre corn cake
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Misanthropic Hunting Ground
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Olive exciting son of senegal
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Avocado theatre corn cake
  10/25/14
180
Slap-happy Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
deranged alpha
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Avocado theatre corn cake
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
deranged alpha
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Slap-happy Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
aromatic office
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Avocado theatre corn cake
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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deranged alpha
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deranged alpha
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LOL
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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deranged alpha
  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Shivering theater stage

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: mint fighting garrison immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Emerald People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: stirring chestnut brunch yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: deranged alpha

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: deranged alpha

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: deranged alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: deranged alpha

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Avocado theatre corn cake

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: deranged alpha

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Avocado theatre corn cake

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: deranged alpha

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Avocado theatre corn cake

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic Hunting Ground

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Olive exciting son of senegal

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Avocado theatre corn cake

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Slap-happy Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: deranged alpha

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Avocado theatre corn cake

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: deranged alpha

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Slap-happy Multi-colored Faggot Firefighter

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: aromatic office

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Avocado theatre corn cake

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: brindle hissy fit

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: deranged alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: deranged alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Green Macaca Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: french tanning salon fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Excitant main people incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: heady zippy step-uncle's house associate

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Excitant main people incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: french tanning salon fortuitous meteor

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: glassy costumed legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: demanding heaven

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: cerebral violet nibblets scourge upon the earth

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ruby Lodge

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: deranged alpha

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: lavender glittery trust fund

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: coiffed cracking station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: flirting soul-stirring stage rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: deranged alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Ruby Lodge

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: 180 purple stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: deranged alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: rusted cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2:#49313869)