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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
bonkers garrison
  06/15/25
He maed it
Deep fear-inspiring windowlicker
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
Startling Bawdyhouse
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dark goyim
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electric nowag cuckold
  06/16/25
So doodikoff still has a chance?
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rose round eye church building
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Galvanic sinister ape
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/15/25
Goliath
bonkers garrison
  06/15/25
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
What's up?
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peach razzle faggot firefighter
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
Maize misanthropic brethren personal credit line
  06/16/25
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
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dark goyim
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
Provocative Indigo Private Investor
  06/16/25
180
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
vibrant fat ankles
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
rose round eye church building
  06/16/25
!!!
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
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electric nowag cuckold
  06/16/25
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
Maize misanthropic brethren personal credit line
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
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beady-eyed hissy fit
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
amethyst supple pistol voyeur
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
LOL
beady-eyed hissy fit
  06/16/25
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bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
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bonkers garrison
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
electric nowag cuckold
  06/16/25
Cq
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
lilac vivacious den
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
bateful bossy boltzmann
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
bonkers garrison
  06/20/25
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you\'re the puppet
  09/14/25


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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: bonkers garrison

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Deep fear-inspiring windowlicker

He maed it

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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Startling Bawdyhouse

Its never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018390)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: cerebral brunch



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fragrant weed whacker



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: dark goyim



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: electric nowag cuckold



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: violent sanctuary pozpig

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: flushed frozen senate french chef



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: rose round eye church building



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Galvanic sinister ape



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: peach razzle faggot firefighter

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49018418)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: bonkers garrison

Goliath

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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Maize misanthropic brethren personal credit line



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Maize misanthropic brethren personal credit line

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: peach razzle faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019849)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Maize misanthropic brethren personal credit line

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019874)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: dark goyim



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Provocative Indigo Private Investor

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020081)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: vibrant fat ankles

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: rose round eye church building

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020301)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020451)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: electric nowag cuckold



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021885)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Maize misanthropic brethren personal credit line

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021388)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed hissy fit



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: amethyst supple pistol voyeur

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021645)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021652)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed hissy fit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021694)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021695)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: bonkers garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49036077)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: electric nowag cuckold

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49020702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: lilac vivacious den

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: bateful bossy boltzmann

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: bonkers garrison

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2:#49036083)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet



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