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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Soggy Idiotic Theatre
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Cowardly Out-of-control Athletic Conference
  06/27/25
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Frisky laughsome national nibblets
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Cyan Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Soggy Idiotic Theatre
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Cyan Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
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Razzmatazz university
  06/27/25
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White Magical Rehab Double Fault
  06/27/25
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filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  06/27/25
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multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
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multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Mentally impaired cobalt legal warrant point
  06/27/25
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Umber crackhouse
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
White Magical Rehab Double Fault
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
lime autistic friendly grandma
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
White Magical Rehab Double Fault
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Cyan Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
White Magical Rehab Double Fault
  06/27/25
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histrionic coffee pot
  06/27/25
It's both
cerise native
  06/27/25
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filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
ungodly burgundy twinkling uncleanness hospital
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Maize low-t doctorate
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Cowardly Out-of-control Athletic Conference
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Outnumbered institution
  06/27/25
lmfao
lime autistic friendly grandma
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
yellow wild resort stain
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
yellow wild resort stain
  06/27/25
lmao
multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Cyan Genital Piercing
  06/27/25
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provocative silver sound barrier
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
violet beady-eyed stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
White Magical Rehab Double Fault
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
violet beady-eyed stage trump supporter
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
White Magical Rehab Double Fault
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
yellow wild resort stain
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
painfully honest french chef
  06/27/25
TiTscR
diverse narrow-minded hunting ground
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Soggy Idiotic Theatre
  06/27/25
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Soggy Idiotic Theatre
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
ungodly burgundy twinkling uncleanness hospital
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Federal tripping mood
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Racy obsidian parlor
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Puce temple partner
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
house-broken love of her life boltzmann
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Federal tripping mood
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
slimy lemon principal's office
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Maize low-t doctorate
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
multi-colored sexy house digit ratio
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
house-broken love of her life boltzmann
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Federal tripping mood
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Soggy Idiotic Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Cowardly Out-of-control Athletic Conference

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Frisky laughsome national nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Cyan Genital Piercing

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Soggy Idiotic Theatre

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Cyan Genital Piercing

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: White Magical Rehab Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cobalt legal warrant point

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Umber crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: White Magical Rehab Double Fault

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: lime autistic friendly grandma

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: White Magical Rehab Double Fault

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cyan Genital Piercing

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: White Magical Rehab Double Fault

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: histrionic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: cerise native

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: ungodly burgundy twinkling uncleanness hospital

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Maize low-t doctorate

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Cowardly Out-of-control Athletic Conference

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered institution

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: lime autistic friendly grandma

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: yellow wild resort stain

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: yellow wild resort stain

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Cyan Genital Piercing

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: provocative silver sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: violet beady-eyed stage trump supporter

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: White Magical Rehab Double Fault

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: violet beady-eyed stage trump supporter

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: White Magical Rehab Double Fault

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: yellow wild resort stain

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: filthy razzle-dazzle indian lodge

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: painfully honest french chef

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: diverse narrow-minded hunting ground

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Soggy Idiotic Theatre

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Soggy Idiotic Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: ungodly burgundy twinkling uncleanness hospital

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Federal tripping mood

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Racy obsidian parlor

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Puce temple partner

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: house-broken love of her life boltzmann

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Federal tripping mood

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: slimy lemon principal's office

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Maize low-t doctorate

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: multi-colored sexy house digit ratio

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: house-broken love of her life boltzmann

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Federal tripping mood

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)