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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
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  11/11/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Charcoal alpha location

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Charcoal alpha location

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Shivering Ratface



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bistre razzle hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: gay pocket flask

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: gay pocket flask

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful hominid house

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: aromatic ticket booth legal warrant



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: talented ivory love of her life heaven



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Glittery Locale

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling church building new version

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling church building new version

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Glittery Locale



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: passionate unhinged area

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Dashing Quadroon Doctorate

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: passionate unhinged area

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control hall potus

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: diverse disgusting set turdskin

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Azure national security agency business firm

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Fragrant sepia stock car stain

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control hall potus



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Adventurous multi-billionaire box office



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed curious keepsake machete

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: exciting obsidian water buffalo pisswyrm



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: aqua laughsome native corn cake

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: titillating cobalt parlour gay wizard

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: brass odious corner internal respiration

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lemon institution knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: emerald lascivious mad-dog skullcap famous landscape painting

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: splenetic violent rigor school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Adventurous multi-billionaire box office

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic ticket booth legal warrant



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Rebellious toaster



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Charcoal alpha location



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: talented ivory love of her life heaven



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: brass odious corner internal respiration



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: hideous range



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Sienna Big-titted Legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: soggy twinkling yarmulke

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: scarlet greedy space

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Shivering Ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2:#49424851)