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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
charcoal histrionic feces property
  12/29/15
b!
contagious disgusting private investor home
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C
mind-boggling hideous round eye
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idiotic dun parlour
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c
nudist big hunting ground becky
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a
Burgundy range
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a
wonderful sneaky criminal national
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Next chapter please
contagious disgusting private investor home
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
charcoal histrionic feces property
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idiotic dun parlour
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
contagious disgusting private investor home
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy
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idiotic dun parlour
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?
Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy
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idiotic dun parlour
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
charcoal histrionic feces property
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idiotic dun parlour
  12/29/15
c for sure
Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy
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C
wonderful sneaky criminal national
  12/29/15
c
Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator
  12/29/15
Xo
mind-boggling hideous round eye
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Stimulating double fault meetinghouse
  12/30/15
C!
contagious disgusting private investor home
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
contagious disgusting private investor home
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Exhilarant fantasy-prone deer antler dragon
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idiotic dun parlour
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mind-boggling hideous round eye
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Bearded pink toilet seat old irish cottage
  12/29/15
lol ouch
well-lubricated black woman
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy
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...
kink-friendly kitchen
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...
idiotic dun parlour
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
floppy dysfunction sanctuary
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
charcoal histrionic feces property
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2
well-lubricated black woman
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
floppy dysfunction sanctuary
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police
Stimulating double fault meetinghouse
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1
wonderful sneaky criminal national
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
mind-boggling hideous round eye
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mind-boggling hideous round eye
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4 and 180
Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator
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Wake up and post please.
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mind-boggling hideous round eye
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: charcoal histrionic feces property

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: contagious disgusting private investor home

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling hideous round eye

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: nudist big hunting ground becky

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Burgundy range

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: wonderful sneaky criminal national

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: contagious disgusting private investor home

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: charcoal histrionic feces property

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: contagious disgusting private investor home

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: charcoal histrionic feces property

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: wonderful sneaky criminal national

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling hideous round eye

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Stimulating double fault meetinghouse

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: contagious disgusting private investor home

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: contagious disgusting private investor home

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant fantasy-prone deer antler dragon

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling hideous round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Bearded pink toilet seat old irish cottage

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: well-lubricated black woman

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: Nofapping Nighttime Stag Film Therapy

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: kink-friendly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: idiotic dun parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: floppy dysfunction sanctuary

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: charcoal histrionic feces property

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated black woman

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: floppy dysfunction sanctuary

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Stimulating double fault meetinghouse

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: wonderful sneaky criminal national

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling hideous round eye

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling hideous round eye



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Angry Vigorous Corner Masturbator

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling hideous round eye



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: flesh garrison multi-billionaire

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: mahogany affirmative action



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Sienna turdskin factory reset button

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2:#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted motley stage



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Stirring gas station shitlib



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