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fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233453) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48471695) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#49422161) |
Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant *calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233468) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad *texts back*
Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this. |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant *Opens email* *No attachment*
"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.
Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.
Thank," |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad *forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*
*sends separate email*
This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant *Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no response* *calls partner but no answer*
"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?" |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM Author: Bossy Church Building i'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233560) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.
*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs* |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: Aphrodisiac ape uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234277) |
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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Light Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48286057) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad *hour passes by, 9 PM hits*
*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*
Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again. |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: Iridescent Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234278) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM Author: ruddy zippy pit dysfunction Jfc I’m triggered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234333) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad "Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.
If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant *gets erection*
"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."
*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother* |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43233898) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: cracking sneaky criminal This was a nice therapy session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234265) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234282) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: soul-stirring maize striped hyena whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234369) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43235591) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant "Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.
Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday." |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.
Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.
Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot! |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43237106) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43237451) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant *enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*
Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams. |
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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43243830) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Hi. Checking in. Thx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43246148) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43247441) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM Author: Black Nursing Home Immigrant *Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails* *Calls recruiter*
"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"
Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].
"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."
Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.
*Goes back into a coma* |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM Author: ruddy zippy pit dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43248125) |
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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM Author: Federal costumed orchestra pit athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43249832) |
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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48286001) |
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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48303631) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM Author: Kink-friendly Abode PTSD triggered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43234287) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM Author: Trip Brass Laser Beams you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43235621) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43235643) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM Author: Kink-friendly Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43237143) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM Author: house-broken hilarious gaping hospital hesitated clicking
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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad Thanks for reading! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43247461) |
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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48286063) |
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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM Author: soul-stirring maize striped hyena whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43248835) |
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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#43249812) |
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM Author: Exciting Buff Brunch Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#46949313) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM Author: hot coldplay fan juggernaut Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2:#48471697) |
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