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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
ruddy library kitty
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Trip Fluffy Locus
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
sapphire comical crotch
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Irradiated carmine sandwich
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
ruddy library kitty
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Irradiated carmine sandwich
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Irradiated carmine sandwich
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Irradiated carmine sandwich
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
ruddy library kitty
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Irradiated carmine sandwich
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
odious amber base
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
pink temple hissy fit
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
odious amber base
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
pink temple hissy fit
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Alcoholic buck-toothed senate incel
  04/08/25
that's rude
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
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ruddy library kitty
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
bisexual newt nowag
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Irradiated carmine sandwich
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
bipolar ebony pistol school cafeteria
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/08/25
...
ruddy library kitty
  04/08/25
...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
ruddy library kitty
  04/09/25
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ruddy library kitty
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
plum titillating pocket flask
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Floppy Slimy Theater Stage Keepsake Machete
  04/09/25
Ty
pink temple hissy fit
  04/09/25
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jet prole fat ankles
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
brindle meetinghouse scourge upon the earth
  04/09/25
...
pink temple hissy fit
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Self-absorbed school
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
pink temple hissy fit
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
pink temple hissy fit
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
provocative party of the first part indian lodge
  05/02/25
...
pink temple hissy fit
  05/12/25
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pink temple hissy fit
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
pink temple hissy fit
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Floppy Slimy Theater Stage Keepsake Machete
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
pink temple hissy fit
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
odious amber base
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
pink temple hissy fit
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
odious amber base
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Glittery Athletic Conference Boiling Water
  06/03/25
...
pink temple hissy fit
  06/26/25
OP?
pink temple hissy fit
  06/27/25
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pink temple hissy fit
  07/09/25
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pink temple hissy fit
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Trip Fluffy Locus

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: sapphire comical crotch

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine sandwich

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine sandwich

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine sandwich

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine sandwich

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine sandwich

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: odious amber base

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: odious amber base

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic buck-toothed senate incel

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: bisexual newt nowag

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Irradiated carmine sandwich

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bipolar ebony pistol school cafeteria

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: ruddy library kitty



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: plum titillating pocket flask

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Floppy Slimy Theater Stage Keepsake Machete

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: jet prole fat ankles



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: brindle meetinghouse scourge upon the earth

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed school

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: provocative party of the first part indian lodge

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Floppy Slimy Theater Stage Keepsake Machete

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: odious amber base

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: odious amber base

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Glittery Athletic Conference Boiling Water

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: pink temple hissy fit



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