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I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: Frisky vigorous juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Frisky vigorous juggernaut Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Gold Boltzmann Site Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: Frisky vigorous juggernaut Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43672535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:42 AM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out of gas. It had been idling in the garage ever since Senior Associate X's wife and children left for Christmas. The last thing she had told him was "Well, congratulations. You're missing your last Christmas with me. This settles it." Senior Associate X is in the driver's seat, lifeless, wearing his best Brooks Brothers Suit. Rigor mortis has set in completely now.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43672573) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster I'm enjoying this plotline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674269) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be worse than this..." he whispers as he closes his eyes and listens to the low hum of the car. Somewhere, a taxidermied monkey's paw twitches almost imperceptibly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674325) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:32 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster and this is why I XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674327) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Medicated sanctuary associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43700853) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:25 AM Author: Unholy hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45276242) Date: December 23rd, 2022 9:22 AM Author: Low-t startled toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45681222) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:51 PM Author: Impressive Set Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#49160793) Date: August 5th, 2025 11:56 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Thank. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#49160806) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674421) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: Medicated sanctuary associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43700851) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:53 PM Author: Buff friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44515715) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I can't access emails on my iPhone. Sending this out regardless, hopefully not a crapshoot! It occurs to me that the Firm might have scheduled Firmwide server maintenance in light of the holiday?? I know you plan to spend tonight with the family, so hopefully this doesn't impact you. I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Histrionic Fantasy-prone Plaza Sandwich Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669595) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669600) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:23 PM Author: ebony home fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669185) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: hyperactive effete liquid oxygen Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a major holiday like this, they did absolutely 0 work on a massive project, deadline was right after the holiday, and I had to put in 50 or so hours over a three day weekend to get it up to speed. Afterwards they pretended like it was nbd because he told me to loop in a notoriously shitty and slow 1st year who added next to nothing, blaming me for working too much: “You didn’t need to do this all yourself, you had X working with you, didn’t you? Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: hyperactive effete liquid oxygen Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669244) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to recommend him to clients in the future. co-counsel has no idea who you are. and the world keeps spinnin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669252) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669257) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:43 PM Author: hyperactive effete liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669273) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:38 PM Author: Histrionic Fantasy-prone Plaza Sandwich Sorry. That might have been me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: charismatic therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: turquoise vengeful immigrant lodge “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674310) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:34 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43680370) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:41 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard so good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44299141) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#49428452) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:55 PM Author: Buff friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44515723) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:25 PM Author: Self-centered elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44604393) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:37 PM Author: razzle crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45677844) Date: December 23rd, 2022 6:54 AM Author: Autistic circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45680808) Date: December 25th, 2022 7:00 AM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45689986) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:03 PM Author: Vibrant Gunner Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690785) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45895181) Date: December 25th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47211941) Date: July 19th, 2024 8:28 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47868637) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48279449) Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48363441) Date: November 23rd, 2024 10:22 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48374119) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:22 PM Author: Startling boyish hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#49428447) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: charismatic therapy lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: Unholy hospital JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: vermilion brethren parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668862) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth *associate misses check in with partner because he's having a screaming match in the driveway with his wife and crying children about why he's not coming to his own parents house for christmas* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668889) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668895) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth "i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (service partner) (will be unceremoniously fired during the next recession) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668916) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay..." *Ex-wife + kids will be taking 2/3 of your paycheck within three years through a bitter and expensive divorce and custody battle* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668966) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:54 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth "Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *blissfully unaware that someday soon his resume will be in an hr shrews hopper for a single open in-house position along with 500 other identical resumes. his never to actually be seen with human eyes since he elected to self-identify as white* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669047) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:29 AM Author: Unholy hospital toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45276258) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster lol, hilariously tragic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674326) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sunday morning" Come on man this is a bridge too far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668890) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Violet marvelous institution genital piercing Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43678768) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:16 PM Author: Gold Boltzmann Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668866) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668877) Date: October 20th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48218185) Date: November 18th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: Unholy hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48351022) Date: November 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48354532) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:47 AM Author: hairraiser famous landscape painting Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: chocolate shrine rigpig Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668729) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (future of counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668760) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: Histrionic Fantasy-prone Plaza Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669259) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674337) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Self-centered elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674436) Date: January 18th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: dun odious locale gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43802555) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: hyperventilating lay faggot firefighter Because of many customers taking time off for the December 25th Holiday and for NYE, the rest of this month needs to be treated as if it is the last day of the fiscal quarter, with key customer approvers realistically going out of pocket at any time. While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669529) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you choose to celebrate this festive season! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:45 AM Author: Gay motley volcanic crater casino is this work just as important as what surgeons do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43672577) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:49 PM Author: Walnut regret More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44077345) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: vermilion brethren parlor Incredibly disturbing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668730) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:03 PM Author: bossy boiling water foreskin thread needs a trigger warning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668787) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674346) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: Sickened abode This thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668849) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:17 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668874) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Sickened abode Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668903) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he unleashes subtle negs and casually "requests" (i.e. tells you in a way ensuring you have know you have no other option other than to comply) unfathomably sociopathic and cruel things is just 100% spot on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668934) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for money," the senior associate mutters to himself again and again throughout this email exchange. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668991) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from local TTT at bar at 1pm in santa hat handing out business cards and buying rounds) "Heh. Loser." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669010) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:24 PM Author: ebony home fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669191) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster Actually 180 biz development opportunity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674353) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:18 PM Author: opaque zippy mexican I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668883) Date: November 4th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48279803) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:21 PM Author: Geriatric filthpig insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, but a jew observing a regular shabbat this evening wouldnt get placed on this assignment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668894) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:22 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, Haha yeah "insane" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668899) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:36 PM Author: Henna house its downright meshuggah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669783) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:32 PM Author: olive titillating resort There is way more direction and instruction by the partner in this thread than I ever received. And LJL at a worthless assistant creating shells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668936) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than federal pleading template, feature the wrong case number in the footer and an obvious typo within the case name, have noticeably incorrect margins which are a bitch to try and fix on the back end, and are basically totally worthless* *You sigh audibly and decide to just create new ones from scratch, with the full knowledge that you will not be able to bill for any of that time because the partner believes that "the assistant has already done that"* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668945) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:36 PM Author: olive titillating resort Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even went to school for that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668955) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:39 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668977) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:42 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the wrong court and have the wrong case number. No biggie, just wanted to make you aware for the future. Hope you're enjoying your time off, see you next week! (Autoreply) "im out of office until monday because of christmas wishing you all a BLESSED christmas lashonda" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43668993) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:45 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is totally against firm protocol on several different levels -- features a gif of a winking black Santa loading up a pimped-out sleigh on chrome rims with 8 prancing reindeer in sunglasses dancing around, right beneath a picture of a staid manger scene (Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus are all notably bronze looking however) with "THA REASON 4 THA SEASON" written in glistening "frosted" 30 pt font beneath it* *Closing the auto-reply email, that nagging voice in your head still haunts you with fears that the phrase "festive season" which you ultimately included in your response copying the CDO might be construed as being "over the line"... after all, you've just worked too damn hard over the last decade to be taking any chances at this point, with the prospect of a service partnership bump hopefully just a year or two away now...* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669005) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:46 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669012) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:49 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth *your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and glistening spinning rims, as all length correspondence between you and partner for the last month has featured this footer appearing 30 times* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669023) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:14 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669129) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:42 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674380) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:27 PM Author: ebony home fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669204) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Stimulating Flesh Menage Death Wish whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669302) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: insanely creepy station hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669336) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:00 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669352) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling box office dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43680959) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Self-centered elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43681323) Date: December 27th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Thriller Lake Ticket Booth Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43682737) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:46 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44299160) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: Self-centered elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44604400) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:05 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45067428) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: concupiscible address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45287603) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:41 PM Author: stirring goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45393839) Date: October 26th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45393841) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:41 AM Author: Unholy hospital JFC.... 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: Floppy brass persian area Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: hyperactive effete liquid oxygen That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: hyperactive effete liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669827) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also you know that tons of biglol partners are wasp faggots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669849) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:28 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. 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It all falls under drafting responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43670696) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:22 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for this. The amount of hours billed for "drafting responses" is not going to fly with this client. As I mentioned in prior correspondence, the client is very cost sensitive. We're going to have to shave a lot of your hours on this. This type of work is something that we should be delegated to firm staff, and I recommend you use them in the future. It's important that you learn how to delegate these tasks. 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You might reach out to Adolf for his view on the big picture on this one. Several years ago, he went to trial on a very similar case. Tell him to bill his time. He usually stays local for the holidays, so he should get back to you quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669368) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I was just thinking of Adolf myself ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669397) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school He's one of our best. After we push out the response, remind me to tell you about the time Adolf and I went to NOLA for doc review on asbestos litigation back in the '90s. Let's just say things got a bit wild one night. In all seriousness, thanks again for jumping on this. This client told me earlier today that she plans to send more work our way. This is a great opportunity for you to get client interaction. I won't practice forever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669419) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43669485) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:25 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to convey his "take" on all this to me. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43670003) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:44 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school ?? (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43670585) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:56 PM Author: hyperactive effete liquid oxygen This is unacceptable. Please call my cell asap. 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I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Ruby prole Wow.... 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Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: hairless swashbuckling digit ratio parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: heady copper idea he suggested "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Buff friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: razzle-dazzle twinkling box office dragon this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: Wine Hunting Ground Got pulling 500k+ at least? 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: Beta State Pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: Appetizing Principal's Office Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Sickened abode 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Thriller Lake Ticket Booth Selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Henna house this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Self-centered elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: Exciting cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Gold Boltzmann Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: razzle crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: Wonderful Ceo Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: Buff friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Self-centered elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: Unholy hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school My brothers of the Written Word! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: onyx tank pozpig *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: Mauve bearded haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Slap-happy range Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: well-lubricated feces spot I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: Wine Hunting Ground Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: hairless swashbuckling digit ratio parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: Appetizing Principal's Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: razzle crotch Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: razzle crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: heady copper idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Flickering fanboi Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: onyx tank pozpig Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: Appetizing Principal's Office (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: razzle crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: crawly market partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: Wine Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: Bipolar Carnelian Legend Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Medicated sanctuary associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Vibrant Gunner Point this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: Unholy hospital WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! Send me what you have now ASAP! and cc' (non-equity partner Putz) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45762685) Date: January 9th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45763283) Date: January 15th, 2023 12:41 PM Author: Unholy hospital ????!!!!!?????!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45792429) Date: November 21st, 2023 2:16 PM Author: Low-t startled toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47082738) Date: February 6th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Unhinged Anal Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45895174) Date: February 7th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45898436) Date: February 28th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#45995056) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:08 PM Author: Cerebral skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47206549) Date: December 23rd, 2023 4:10 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47206558) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: hairless swashbuckling digit ratio parlour im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47206892) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:41 PM Author: magenta curious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47206897) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:00 AM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth [10am on Christmas Morning and Third Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. Internally he bitterly mutters “Why am I editing LaTonya’s motion? She’s a third year too! This piece of shit was full of grammatical errors and incorrect citations! I’ve been up all night making this turd presentable. Why is she doing the first draft and presenting it?! It’s almost as if I’m being tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive grunt work and being actively run into the… FUCK.” He instinctively pops another Xanax and the anxiety begins to subside. It’s been increasingly difficult to suppress these intrusive thoughts. His phone vibrates. His eyes do not even register the unanswered text from his mother asking if he’ll make it to Christmas this afternoon – they are instinctively drawn to the text from Equity Partner. He sighs, opens his laptop lid again, and pops a 30mg Adderall as Citrix loads. His view of the Manhattan skyline is now mostly obscured by a large pile of documents. But it’ll all be worth it, he thinks to himself. He’s made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47211192) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: magenta curious whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47211197) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:15 AM Author: Cerebral skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47211241) Date: December 25th, 2023 4:09 PM Author: well-lubricated feces spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47211978) Date: December 25th, 2023 5:20 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47212119) Date: December 25th, 2023 6:49 PM Author: crimson seedy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47212329) Date: January 10th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Tan pit scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47270799) Date: December 25th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Wild Bright Tanning Salon JFC, ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47211213) Date: December 28th, 2023 2:43 AM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47221641) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:06 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47224255) Date: December 28th, 2023 6:11 PM Author: Diverse chrome psychic Happy New Year’s Eve! I’m sure you’re up waiting for the ball to drop in a few minutes, so please make sure we get a conflict check on the attached new matter & start working on a response. I’ll touch base again tomorrow AM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2:#47224266) Date: December 31st, 2023 4:28 PM Author: Shaky aggressive mad-dog skullcap school Will do. 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