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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Aquamarine depressive corn cake
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Chestnut office
  05/27/25
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Aquamarine depressive corn cake
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
stirring flushed multi-billionaire
  05/27/25
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Aquamarine depressive corn cake
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
thirsty snowy feces
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
greedy aphrodisiac property
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Violet Center
  05/27/25
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Fuchsia Exciting Sex Offender Useless Brakes
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Carnelian erotic library codepig
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Aquamarine depressive corn cake
  05/28/25
jfc
awkward razzmatazz pervert
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
motley cuck
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine depressive corn cake

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Chestnut office

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine depressive corn cake



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: stirring flushed multi-billionaire

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine depressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: thirsty snowy feces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: greedy aphrodisiac property

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Violet Center

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Exciting Sex Offender Useless Brakes



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Carnelian erotic library codepig

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine depressive corn cake

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: awkward razzmatazz pervert

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: motley cuck

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2:#48966805)