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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Amethyst hospital associate
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
stirring university partner
  05/30/25
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Bateful lavender location
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
wonderful karate
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Drunken roast beef
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Stubborn Mind-boggling Sanctuary
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Sticky Halford Native
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Stubborn Mind-boggling Sanctuary
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Bistre forum
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
rambunctious police squad cruise ship
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Mahogany Orchestra Pit Regret
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Fluffy Hall
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
aphrodisiac bipolar persian turdskin
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
doobsian crackhouse dog poop
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
aphrodisiac bipolar persian turdskin
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
bespoke bisexual library azn
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Bearded curious office goyim
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Amethyst hospital associate



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: stirring university partner

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Bateful lavender location



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: wonderful karate

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Drunken roast beef

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Stubborn Mind-boggling Sanctuary

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Sticky Halford Native

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Stubborn Mind-boggling Sanctuary

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Bistre forum

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: rambunctious police squad cruise ship

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mahogany Orchestra Pit Regret

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Fluffy Hall

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bipolar persian turdskin

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: doobsian crackhouse dog poop

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bipolar persian turdskin

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: bespoke bisexual library azn

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Bearded curious office goyim

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2:#48973591)