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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Titillating base
  07/05/15
Sugar Ray*
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
Titillating base
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
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  07/05/15
She never responds
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, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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Fuck off dude
Translucent national security agency sanctuary
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
Curious Out-of-control Public Bath
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
Translucent national security agency sanctuary
  07/05/15
such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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You can still maek it
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
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  07/05/15
Promising
bat shit crazy concupiscible jap degenerate
  07/05/15
Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
Mint cowardly native
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CR joke is on this fgt
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  06/17/16
You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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great sub thread, would read again
  09/08/25
if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorr...
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Titillating base

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing jade weed whacker institution

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Titillating base

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating base

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: French Hairraiser Plaza

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Indigo office skinny woman

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling frisky church



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling frisky church



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: appetizing theatre round eye



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Translucent national security agency sanctuary

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Curious Out-of-control Public Bath

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Translucent national security agency sanctuary

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Curious Out-of-control Public Bath

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Titillating base



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone crotch



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac navy therapy



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Marvelous haunting wagecucks



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: hairless well-lubricated hospital ape



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Puce Church Building

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Titillating base

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy concupiscible jap degenerate

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Mint cowardly native

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: hairless well-lubricated hospital ape

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Mint cowardly native



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Vibrant Library Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: red really tough guy



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Marvelous haunting wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Titillating base



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: hairless well-lubricated hospital ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: honey-headed passionate coffee pot



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Puce Church Building



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Drunken chapel



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling frisky church



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Contagious Gay Brethren



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Trip tattoo

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Titillating base

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling frisky church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Titillating base

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Titillating base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Library Son Of Senegal

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: turquoise stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone crotch



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: turquoise stage



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: electric pisswyrm tank



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Mahogany Vivacious Stead



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded people who are hurt



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Titillating base



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Transparent bearded mother



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: turquoise stage



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: great sub thread, would read again (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2:#49245727)