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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
snowy wrinkle toaster
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
diverse selfie
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
nighttime hairy legs native
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
nighttime hairy legs native
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
nighttime hairy legs native
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
nighttime hairy legs native
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
nighttime hairy legs native
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Bateful cyan location
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Bateful cyan location
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Vibrant Maniacal Useless Brakes House
  04/08/25
that's rude
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
...
Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
abusive indigo gaming laptop station
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
nighttime hairy legs native
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
charismatic flushed site fortuitous meteor
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/08/25
...
Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
...
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/09/25
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Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
multi-colored knife
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
electric twinkling uncleanness hell
  04/09/25
Ty
cowardly trip pozpig
  04/09/25
...
hilarious filthpig
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Irate cerebral menage
  04/09/25
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cowardly trip pozpig
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
razzle chestnut feces
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
cowardly trip pozpig
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
cowardly trip pozpig
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
hot metal space ape
  05/02/25
...
cowardly trip pozpig
  05/12/25
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cowardly trip pozpig
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
cowardly trip pozpig
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
electric twinkling uncleanness hell
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
cowardly trip pozpig
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Bateful cyan location
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
cowardly trip pozpig
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Bateful cyan location
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
insanely creepy idea he suggested center
  06/03/25
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cowardly trip pozpig
  06/26/25
OP?
cowardly trip pozpig
  06/27/25
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cowardly trip pozpig
  07/09/25
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cowardly trip pozpig
  07/31/25
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cowardly trip pozpig
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
cowardly trip pozpig
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
insanely creepy idea he suggested center
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: snowy wrinkle toaster

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: diverse selfie

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: nighttime hairy legs native

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: nighttime hairy legs native

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: nighttime hairy legs native

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: nighttime hairy legs native

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: nighttime hairy legs native

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Bateful cyan location

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Bateful cyan location

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Maniacal Useless Brakes House

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: abusive indigo gaming laptop station

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: nighttime hairy legs native

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: charismatic flushed site fortuitous meteor

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Splenetic cracking organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: multi-colored knife

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness hell

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: hilarious filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Irate cerebral menage

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: razzle chestnut feces

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: hot metal space ape

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness hell

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Bateful cyan location

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Bateful cyan location

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: insanely creepy idea he suggested center

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: cowardly trip pozpig

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy idea he suggested center

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49331552)