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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
mahogany razzmatazz generalized bond clown
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
mahogany razzmatazz generalized bond clown
  10/17/25
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Sooty shivering hall
  10/17/25
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Claret contagious multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete
  10/17/25
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navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
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Spectacular Vermilion Fortuitous Meteor Marketing Idea
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
soggy submissive regret
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
chest-beating abusive senate
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Rusted sticky sweet tailpipe sex offender
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
galvanic cheese-eating cuckoldry
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
galvanic cheese-eating cuckoldry
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Obsidian office
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
galvanic cheese-eating cuckoldry
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
ivory business firm national security agency
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Exciting center french chef
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
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sepia really tough guy rehab
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Obsidian office
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Sooty shivering hall
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Amber vigorous useless brakes haunted graveyard
  10/17/25
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navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
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sepia really tough guy rehab
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Sooty shivering hall
  10/17/25
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Spectacular Vermilion Fortuitous Meteor Marketing Idea
  10/17/25
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Black death wish
  10/18/25
lol
slap-happy cracking dilemma
  10/18/25
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Emerald state faggotry
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
concupiscible bawdyhouse chad
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
concupiscible bawdyhouse chad
  10/17/25
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navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/17/25
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Claret contagious multi-billionaire
  10/18/25
:(
big transparent bbw
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khaki sick theatre goal in life
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
Greedy market water buffalo
  10/18/25
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aromatic church building
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
soggy submissive regret
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Crusty Double Fault Site
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Thriller house
  10/18/25
...
khaki sick theatre goal in life
  10/18/25
...
Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete
  10/18/25
no homo at all
navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Crusty Double Fault Site
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Seedy awkward school azn
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
narrow-minded exhilarant corner deer antler
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Thirsty roommate
  10/18/25
...
chest-beating abusive senate
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
concupiscible bawdyhouse chad
  10/18/25
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navy laser beams philosopher-king
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: mahogany razzmatazz generalized bond clown

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: mahogany razzmatazz generalized bond clown

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Sooty shivering hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Claret contagious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Vermilion Fortuitous Meteor Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: soggy submissive regret

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: chest-beating abusive senate

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Rusted sticky sweet tailpipe sex offender

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: galvanic cheese-eating cuckoldry

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: galvanic cheese-eating cuckoldry

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Obsidian office

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: galvanic cheese-eating cuckoldry

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ivory business firm national security agency

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Exciting center french chef

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: sepia really tough guy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Obsidian office

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sooty shivering hall

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Amber vigorous useless brakes haunted graveyard

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: sepia really tough guy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Sooty shivering hall

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Vermilion Fortuitous Meteor Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Black death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: slap-happy cracking dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Emerald state faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: concupiscible bawdyhouse chad

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: concupiscible bawdyhouse chad

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Claret contagious multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: big transparent bbw

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: khaki sick theatre goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Greedy market water buffalo

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: aromatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: soggy submissive regret

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crusty Double Fault Site

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Thriller house

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: khaki sick theatre goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Crusty Double Fault Site

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mint Gas Station Keepsake Machete

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Seedy awkward school azn

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded exhilarant corner deer antler

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Thirsty roommate

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: chest-beating abusive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: concupiscible bawdyhouse chad

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: navy laser beams philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2:#49359746)