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"This your captain La'niqua up here in da flight deck..."

*you look up from your Kindle*
Spruce razzle giraffe
  12/13/15
Is this a quote from Soul Plane?
Exciting home newt
  03/07/18
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Floppy Soggy Church Sneaky Criminal
  12/13/15
*Dis
mind-boggling shrine trump supporter
  12/13/15
"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky.&quo...
Supple trust fund
  12/13/15
*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*
Cracking pearl goyim
  12/13/15
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Supple trust fund
  12/13/15
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pink orchestra pit electric furnace
  08/22/17
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cruel-hearted house place of business
  03/07/18
MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!
thriller juggernaut
  07/11/18
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alcoholic gas station
  01/24/17
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Bossy heady half-breed stag film
  03/13/17
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sapphire stage
  08/22/17
To be fair, "...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA...
hateful keepsake machete
  12/13/15
(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve t...
maroon mexican public bath
  12/13/15
To be fair, (Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen...
hateful keepsake machete
  12/13/15
...
aphrodisiac faggot firefighter
  12/13/15
lmfao
mind-boggling shrine trump supporter
  03/07/18
and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall...
maroon mexican public bath
  12/13/15
...
Puce Boltzmann
  03/07/18
*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*
Cracking pearl goyim
  12/13/15
most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane
adulterous parlour international law enforcement agency
  01/24/17
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laughsome cocky field candlestick maker
  12/13/15
RIP Trayvon!!
Demanding Charismatic Dysfunction
  12/13/15
"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuc...
Cracking pearl goyim
  12/13/15
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Puce Boltzmann
  08/22/17
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180 transparent meetinghouse voyeur
  12/14/17
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Appetizing chrome azn station
  07/11/18
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zippy hyperventilating selfie cumskin
  07/11/18
"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we app...
Spruce razzle giraffe
  12/13/15
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180 transparent meetinghouse voyeur
  12/14/17
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  10/10/16
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  01/24/17
*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet
insanely creepy dashing hospital regret
  01/24/17
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thriller juggernaut
  07/11/18
Great thread. Was underappreciated.
passionate sex offender
  01/24/17
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  03/13/17
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slimy brindle senate
  03/13/17
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180 transparent meetinghouse voyeur
  12/14/17
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hairraiser sable theater stage
  03/07/18
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  08/22/17
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Misanthropic gunner
  08/22/17
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  12/14/17
I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slid...
Free-loading ceo nursing home
  12/14/17
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  03/07/18
"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my...
Exciting home newt
  03/07/18
...
Spruce razzle giraffe
  03/07/18
...
Spruce razzle giraffe
  07/11/18
"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on...
thriller juggernaut
  07/11/18
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Spruce razzle giraffe
  10/11/19
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slate exhilarant party of the first part brunch
  05/25/25
let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?
diverse idiotic personal credit line
  05/25/25


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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:11 AM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe

*you look up from your Kindle*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29368634)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: Exciting home newt

Is this a quote from Soul Plane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 3:14 AM
Author: Floppy Soggy Church Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29368637)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling shrine trump supporter

*Dis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369285)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Supple trust fund

"We'll be having an unexpected layover in Kentucky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369295)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Cracking pearl goyim

*sound of lip-smacking over PA system fills cabin*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369310)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Supple trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369345)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: pink orchestra pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34043276)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted house place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557265)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: thriller juggernaut

MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#36409270)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: alcoholic gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32452438)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Bossy heady half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32823374)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: sapphire stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34043275)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: hateful keepsake machete

To be fair,

"...and ya'll niggas don't even be TRYNA push tha fuckin service buttons after I turn cabin lights out, I swear to GAWWWWD *lip smack*..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369305)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: maroon mexican public bath

(guy who thinks that a WOC Pilot is also required to serve the cabin when the plane is in auto-pilot mode)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369322)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: hateful keepsake machete

To be fair,

(Unscholarly rapscallion who hasn't even seen "Soul Plane")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369332)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29370379)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine trump supporter

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557233)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: maroon mexican public bath

and dis is your co-pilot Demarius giving a shout out to yall from da deck. weather looks fine just like some of da hunnies who will be serving you once we get up to DAT height man. and to that fine blonde bitch in 4C i wanna holla at u for a min u know whatchiamsayin? i mean just wanna split dat booty, tax dat ass u know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369334)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: Puce Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557230)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Cracking pearl goyim

*in-flight drink menu offers sizzurp and purp drank*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369498)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: adulterous parlour international law enforcement agency

most of the times i've done lean it was on a plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32452288)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: laughsome cocky field candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29369510)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Demanding Charismatic Dysfunction

RIP Trayvon!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29370505)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Cracking pearl goyim

"OK if that otha plane keep inchin over Ima rip her fuckin weave out... YO roll yo window down!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29370513)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 8:32 AM
Author: Puce Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34043680)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: 180 transparent meetinghouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34922786)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Appetizing chrome azn station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#36408845)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: zippy hyperventilating selfie cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#36409229)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe

"Ladies and gentlemen, we was just informed that we approachin a pretty bad storm system up ahead. Air control kept saying something about Air France flight. But this plane ain't no Air France flight. Anyway, sit back and chill while I run us through this bad weather. And as always, we know you have options when selecting carriers, and on behalf of everyone in your on-board team I'd like to thank you for flying with us today."

*your hands begin to sweat*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#29370620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: 180 transparent meetinghouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34922790)



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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#31612470)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32452195)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy dashing hospital regret

*Everyone* is a white male supremacist at 35,000 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32452297)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: thriller juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#36409183)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: passionate sex offender

Great thread. Was underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32452302)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32823335)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: slimy brindle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#32823354)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: 180 transparent meetinghouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34922793)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: hairraiser sable theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34042866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Misanthropic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34042868)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34922767)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Free-loading ceo nursing home

I would pull the emergency exit lever and jump onto the slide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#34922779)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557205)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: Exciting home newt

"we up hea, I'm with ya girl Quantavia, my co-pilot, my OG, we lit as fuck, it's on fleek, put cho hands up first class, put cho hands up coach. we luh you coach. dis my first flight, les get it on and poppin. imma turn on dat belt buckle sign yall sit back relax and lets get retarded"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557243)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#35557260)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#36408821)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: thriller juggernaut

"And we get der when we get der. Dis plane be runnin on CPT!

So sit yo ass down, get your drank on and your snack on while we'z floss and fly dis mofo all up in this beeeeatch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#36409205)



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Date: October 11th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: Spruce razzle giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#38964762)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:03 AM
Author: slate exhilarant party of the first part brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#48960064)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:06 AM
Author: diverse idiotic personal credit line

let's keep the racism and bad faith to a minimum, mkay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069214&forum_id=2:#48960068)