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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
scarlet cuckoldry
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
aromatic wagecucks
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
pink mischievous sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Internet-worthy native roast beef
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
scarlet cuckoldry
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Internet-worthy native roast beef
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Internet-worthy native roast beef
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Internet-worthy native roast beef
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
scarlet cuckoldry
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Internet-worthy native roast beef
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Dashing Haunted Graveyard
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Dashing Haunted Graveyard
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Drunken immigrant
  04/08/25
that's rude
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
...
scarlet cuckoldry
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
irradiated dopamine gay wizard
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Internet-worthy native roast beef
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
soul-stirring magenta masturbator pocket flask
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/08/25
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scarlet cuckoldry
  04/08/25
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rambunctious gay goyim
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
scarlet cuckoldry
  04/09/25
...
scarlet cuckoldry
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Yellow cruise ship
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Maroon giraffe
  04/09/25
Ty
rambunctious gay goyim
  04/09/25
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Cyan stimulating casino selfie
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Twisted principal's office stain
  04/09/25
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rambunctious gay goyim
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Angry shrine nowag
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
rambunctious gay goyim
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
rambunctious gay goyim
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
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  05/02/25
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rambunctious gay goyim
  05/12/25
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rambunctious gay goyim
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
rambunctious gay goyim
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Maroon giraffe
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
rambunctious gay goyim
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Dashing Haunted Graveyard
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
rambunctious gay goyim
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Dashing Haunted Graveyard
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
slimy filthy address
  06/03/25
...
rambunctious gay goyim
  06/26/25
OP?
rambunctious gay goyim
  06/27/25
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rambunctious gay goyim
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic wagecucks

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: pink mischievous sweet tailpipe

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy native roast beef

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Internet-worthy native roast beef

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy native roast beef

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy native roast beef

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy native roast beef

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Dashing Haunted Graveyard

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Dashing Haunted Graveyard

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Drunken immigrant

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: irradiated dopamine gay wizard

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy native roast beef

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring magenta masturbator pocket flask

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Yellow cruise ship

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Maroon giraffe

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating casino selfie



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Twisted principal's office stain

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Angry shrine nowag

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: charismatic emerald tanning salon coffee pot

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Maroon giraffe

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Dashing Haunted Graveyard

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Dashing Haunted Graveyard

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: slimy filthy address

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2:#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: rambunctious gay goyim



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