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klarna's a bitch
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you mean my tranche of burrito loans doesnt deserve that AAA...
crusty goal in life
  05/19/25
good luck repossessing my Taco Bell
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  05/19/25
Michael Burry currently making millions shorting Chipotle Bu...
Harsh Chest-beating Senate Messiness
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Good. Jesus Christ. Every couple years when I have to ...
excitant crotch
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Why do you “have to” buy a new iPhone every coup...
floppy space
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Because I break or lose the old one.
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>>> I still do not understand how we went from a wo...
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Proles are literally financing tacos. What a world.
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ubereats as a tab for SNAP which seems like a red flag for t...
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"Klarna, which presented Monday’s earnings via an...
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it turns out banks arent just "evil" and lending t...
stirring hell
  05/20/25
They are also evil
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**lib sees that AI avatar is ambiguously multiracial and has...
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isn't that basically every loan?
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ever notice that tech Engineers fail like this constantly? i...
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they're obsessed with optimization but don't account for all...
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and because they're too autistic to understand and account f...
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i am MAF i didnt invest in carvana. look is stock last 2-3 y...
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this is actually their business model though their busine...
sooty zombie-like bbw
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you are dreaming if you think it's only dumb Blacks, prole w...
big-titted juggernaut
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twist: they sell these loan portfolios to others so they don...
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This brilliant business model works until people no longer b...
Harsh Chest-beating Senate Messiness
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just increase penalty fees to juice the returns to offset th...
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That's Anti-semitism
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I don't need "credit" anymore. Should I start doi...
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I’m shocked that financing burritos for proles is not ...
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Is Affirm in equally bad shape or is this specific to Klarna...
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lol, it’s the model that’s fucked. Maybe one ha...
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Underreported part of this story is just how much Klarna and...
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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Crystalline karate university

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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Light public bath associate

klarna's a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946044)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Laughsome Idiotic Doctorate National



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: cracking emerald step-uncle's house

mondays

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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Twisted Clear Toilet Seat



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:28 PM
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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: narrow-minded station



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater stage depressive



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: crusty goal in life

you mean my tranche of burrito loans doesnt deserve that AAA rating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946049)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: ultramarine misunderstood twinkling uncleanness

good luck repossessing my Taco Bell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946078)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: Harsh Chest-beating Senate Messiness

Michael Burry currently making millions shorting Chipotle Burrito Bowl CLOs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946385)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: excitant crotch

Good. Jesus Christ.

Every couple years when I have to buy a new iPhone, and I ask whether there's any promotion available to where I don't have to pay full-freight if I buy like last year's model or whatever -- I still do not understand how we went from a world where the cost of the phone itself was a perk of renewing your contract to one where I have to pay a thousand dollars -- it pisses me off on a pretty deep level that the response from the ambiguously brown tattooed salesperson is that, yeah of course!, you can get on a $19/month (5-year) payment plan.

I have a real hard time not rooting for d'Angelow just going "yea Ima take that shit; niteteen dollar?" and then never paying ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946391)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: floppy space

Why do you “have to” buy a new iPhone every couple of years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946397)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: excitant crotch

Because I break or lose the old one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946424)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Harsh Chest-beating Senate Messiness

>>> I still do not understand how we went from a world where the cost of the phone itself was a perk of renewing your contract to one where I have to pay a thousand dollars

It still is if you buy an Android phone. Otherwise there is a reason Apple is worth what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946436)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: doobsian vengeful stage coffee pot



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: mahogany philosopher-king indirect expression

Proles are literally financing tacos. What a world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946399)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook

ubereats as a tab for SNAP which seems like a red flag for things about to get kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946656)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: rose gas station cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946426)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Sienna Spot

"Klarna, which presented Monday’s earnings via an AI-generated avatar of its chief executive, has bet heavily on artificial intelligence and has said the technology helps to cut costs.

The group reduced its total headcount by 39 per cent in the past two years, while its customer service costs were down 12 per cent in the first quarter compared with the same period a year earlier."

lol. a holographic dancing anime CEO informing you that your job has been terminated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946434)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: stirring hell

it turns out banks arent just "evil" and lending to poor retarded people was risky all along?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946645)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Harsh Chest-beating Senate Messiness

They are also evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948507)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Roast Beef Therapy

Holy shit, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946655)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946657)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: crusty goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946672)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:27 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: milky blood rage



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle theater stage depressive



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: excitant crotch

**lib sees that AI avatar is ambiguously multiracial and has queer mannerisms**

**nods with satisfaction**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948572)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Deranged heady den ceo

isn't that basically every loan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946646)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946652)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Pale marketing idea pervert

(finance mba)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948561)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook

ever notice that tech Engineers fail like this constantly? it's because they Engineer the humanity out of things and can only autistically look at numbers on paper.

it's the same reason why zillow and carvana lost a lot of money attempting to automate house and car flipping. turns out that the "average trade in" on a car factors in a human checking it out first and without that people will sell you lemons the dealer passed on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946660)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: self-centered boltzmann hospital

they're obsessed with optimization but don't account for all the factors, usually because it makes their shitty "Saas" much harder to implement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946686)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook

and because they're too autistic to understand and account for things that cannot be quantified into data.

this is why everything is better on paper but in reality so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946726)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Transparent antidepressant drug

i am MAF i didnt invest in carvana. look is stock last 2-3 years. JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946731)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook

lmfao holy shit!

i thought of carvana when i made this poast because i just listened to something about carvana's recovery but i had no idea it was so dramatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946742)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: doobsian vengeful stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948549)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: sooty zombie-like bbw

this is actually their business model though

their business model isn't to charge people interest. it's to ding them with "late fees" when they don't pay

it's unclear how they're going to enforce things or actually get the money, though. like you can charge 60 IQ niggers all the "late fees" you want on their chipotle burrito purchases. they can just....not pay you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946716)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: big-titted juggernaut

you are dreaming if you think it's only dumb Blacks, prole whites have Ruinous credit and are even more likely to not pay it back because they know the consequences are minimal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946728)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Transparent antidepressant drug

twist: they sell these loan portfolios to others so they dont even bear the credit risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: filthy obsidian goyim travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946740)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Harsh Chest-beating Senate Messiness

This brilliant business model works until people no longer buy their debt, or force them to price it so high it becomes uneconomical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948514)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Transparent antidepressant drug

just increase penalty fees to juice the returns to offset the increased bad debt bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948585)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Wine domesticated trump supporter

tsinah hack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946729)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Red Milk



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: cerebral death wish

That's Anti-semitism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48946743)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Red Milk

I don't need "credit" anymore. Should I start doing this?

What's the best way to scam them before they stop paying for my stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948520)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible flushed property

I’m shocked that financing burritos for proles is not working out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948545)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: burgundy self-absorbed lodge mother

Is Affirm in equally bad shape or is this specific to Klarna?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48948912)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Concupiscible flushed property

lol, it’s the model that’s fucked. Maybe one had worse underwriting standards than the other but both are wrecked when checking accounts are empty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48950142)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible flushed property

Underreported part of this story is just how much Klarna and Affirm juiced consumer retail spending. The model works by paying retailers 80-90 percent of the price instantly and pocketing the difference, so by inducing proles to spend more money than they have, retail sales stayed healthy. If prole bank accounts are empty and klarna and affirm need to preserve cash they have to increase underwriting standards and retail sales will take a prole sized nose-dive.

The recession we’re in could end up being a very large one and very difficult to climb out of if the fed keeps rates high. Trump is going to fire the Fed Reserve by this fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48950145)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Low-t Roast Beef Therapy

It was all worth it to keep line go up for a couple of extra months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2:#48950163)