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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
supple haunted graveyard main people
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
cobalt black woman
  01/26/16
jesus no...
mind-boggling mentally impaired sandwich
  10/24/16
...
rambunctious crimson pit
  01/03/17
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Passionate Property Blood Rage
  02/20/18
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yellow business firm athletic conference
  06/03/19
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cobalt black woman
  10/14/20
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deranged boiling water
  01/25/16
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Laughsome legend
  01/25/16
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angry flushed forum
  01/25/16
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thriller area
  01/25/16
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Walnut elastic band locale
  01/25/16
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angry flushed forum
  01/25/16
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thriller area
  01/25/16
...
Adulterous amethyst shrine
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
vivacious dull office
  01/25/16
...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
nighttime offensive goal in life
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
...
awkward blathering chapel
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Avocado Lascivious Indian Lodge Gaping
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
supple haunted graveyard main people
  01/26/16
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Territorial sanctuary
  01/26/16
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Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
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arousing charcoal personal credit line famous landscape painting
  11/27/16
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vivacious dull office
  06/13/17
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Bright theater immigrant
  12/19/17
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Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/24/18
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Gay Indirect Expression
  06/10/24
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Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
...
Aromatic beta scourge upon the earth
  10/24/16
...
rambunctious crimson pit
  11/27/16
...
vivacious dull office
  01/23/17
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Floppy shitlib circlehead
  03/15/17
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vivacious dull office
  04/20/17
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vivacious dull office
  02/20/18
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vivacious dull office
  05/24/18
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sticky shivering box office
  09/26/21
...
Chestnut curious station
  03/12/22
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Gay Indirect Expression
  05/15/22
...
Gay Indirect Expression
  05/04/24
ruthless.
bronze provocative dingle berry
  01/25/16
Brutal
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
mischievous legal warrant range
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
exciting philosopher-king idiot
  01/25/16
toxic
brilliant orchestra pit messiness
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
spruce telephone kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome legend
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
...
Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
damnit
sepia insecure ratface
  01/25/16
...
angry flushed forum
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
jfc
vivacious dull office
  01/25/16
Cr edit
angry flushed forum
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
vivacious dull office
  01/25/16
Cr
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
hm
learning disabled bawdyhouse newt
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
wait
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/25/16
...
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
spruce telephone kitty cat
  01/25/16
...
jet-lagged coral electric furnace
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
bronze provocative dingle berry
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
vivacious dull office
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
bronze provocative dingle berry
  01/25/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/25/16
...
Bright theater immigrant
  01/25/16
...
razzle-dazzle mahogany cuck
  01/25/16
...
sepia insecure ratface
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Vermilion slippery mother associate
  01/25/16
...
khaki diverse codepig abode
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
glassy nudist principal's office stain
  01/25/16
...
exciting philosopher-king idiot
  01/25/16
...
awkward blathering chapel
  01/25/16
damn
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
...
Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/25/16
...
frozen bateful coldplay fan
  01/25/16
O LORD
Infuriating aphrodisiac boistinker
  01/25/16
jfc
Racy Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Copper trip alpha
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Stimulating travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
angry flushed forum
  01/25/16
Lmao
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
...
indecent filthy lettuce multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  02/15/16
...
Tan Maniacal Theatre
  07/08/17
...
Kink-friendly state french chef
  07/08/17
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Thirsty nursing home
  07/08/17
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
...
motley aquamarine national tattoo
  12/26/17
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  05/24/18
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  03/16/20
...
Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive
  02/18/22
...
Fragrant ceo locus
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Avocado Lascivious Indian Lodge Gaping
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
sepia insecure ratface
  01/25/16
ouch
lemon gay wizard degenerate
  01/26/16
poison
wonderful site pervert
  01/26/16
...
Startled federal old irish cottage water buffalo
  01/26/16
180
supple haunted graveyard main people
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
harsh feces
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Insanely Creepy Nubile Nowag
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Duck-like people who are hurt
  09/27/16
...
Fragrant ceo locus
  12/26/17
...
Scarlet potus
  08/12/19
180
cobalt black woman
  01/26/16
...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Concupiscible emerald church building factory reset button
  01/27/16
...
Bright theater immigrant
  01/27/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
cyan resort jewess
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
cyan resort jewess
  02/02/16
...
useless domesticated piazza
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
multi-colored ungodly dilemma
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
contagious step-uncle's house
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
stirring brunch fat ankles
  02/24/16
18000000
Topaz voyeur hospital
  03/04/16
165
Zombie-like therapy
  03/04/16
...
Cerebral stage
  05/19/16
chilling
Frisky psychic church
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Big point
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Magical brass party of the first part
  01/03/17
oh my.
vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate
  01/23/17
toxic
naked library background story
  03/13/17
...
Floppy shitlib circlehead
  03/15/17
...
razzle-dazzle mahogany cuck
  04/02/17
...
disrespectful space
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Shimmering electric location really tough guy
  07/08/17
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  10/27/17
mother of god
Kink-friendly state french chef
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
hyperventilating chocolate mental disorder
  10/27/17
JFC
dashing sickened address
  10/27/17
...
Startling Self-centered Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal
  12/26/17
...
translucent parlour
  12/26/17
ouch
Fishy Titillating Stead Laser Beams
  02/20/18
...
Cruel-hearted gaming laptop casino
  02/20/18
...
stubborn toaster
  01/16/19
...
poppy den crotch
  08/09/19
...
sticky shivering box office
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Smoky cruise ship hunting ground
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Lake Marvelous Lay
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Umber bipolar genital piercing
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
awkward blathering chapel
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
Odious hateful corn cake
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
toxic
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Irradiated ladyboy
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/25/16
TY bro
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Stimulating travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Soul-stirring temple dragon
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
mischievous legal warrant range
  10/27/17
...
chartreuse son of senegal plaza
  10/27/17
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  05/24/18
...
vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
razzle mildly autistic institution
  10/27/17
credited advice
Fishy Titillating Stead Laser Beams
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Light Sound Barrier Gunner
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
i lol'd
ruby garrison
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
lol
bat shit crazy cracking menage
  06/01/17
...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
supple haunted graveyard main people
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant ceo locus
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Copper trip alpha
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Copper trip alpha
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Copper trip alpha
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Copper trip alpha
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Copper trip alpha
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
Lmao
disturbing massive useless brakes public bath
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
vivacious dull office
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
lmao true
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/25/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant ceo locus
  12/26/17
Haha
Adventurous Abusive Idea He Suggested
  03/19/20
...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Soul-stirring temple dragon
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Impertinent saffron ape rehab
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Exhilarant crystalline theater stage
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
razzle mildly autistic institution
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Duck-like people who are hurt
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
insane talented foreskin
  06/03/19
oh no
Insanely Creepy Nubile Nowag
  08/08/19
LOL
Razzmatazz Private Investor
  03/16/20
JFC
vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate
  03/19/20
Update?
Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
clear misunderstood clown field
  01/25/16
...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Bright theater immigrant
  05/19/16
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
Cr
Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
...
Lake Marvelous Lay
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
180 zippy becky
  01/26/16
...
180 zippy becky
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
deranged boiling water
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Tan Maniacal Theatre
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
supple haunted graveyard main people
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
vivacious dull office
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
deranged boiling water
  01/26/16
...
blue mewling twinkling uncleanness senate
  01/16/19
...
Adventurous Abusive Idea He Suggested
  03/16/20
...
cobalt black woman
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
...
Bright theater immigrant
  03/28/16
...
poppy den crotch
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
burgundy glittery set mood
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Irradiated ladyboy
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
cobalt black woman
  01/26/16
...
mind-boggling mentally impaired sandwich
  10/24/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
ruby garrison
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
charismatic house-broken hall
  04/04/16
...
Floppy shitlib circlehead
  03/15/17
*applause*
Cheese-eating Flickering Puppy House
  10/27/17
...
sticky shivering box office
  09/26/21
...
razzle mildly autistic institution
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
...
Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Describe
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
vivacious dull office
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Fuck
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/26/16
cq's!
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate
  03/19/20
...
Floppy shitlib circlehead
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Hairless Soggy Whorehouse Bbw
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Irradiated ladyboy
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Lake Marvelous Lay
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Fishy Titillating Stead Laser Beams
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Irradiated ladyboy
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Irradiated ladyboy
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Olive Heaven
  01/23/17
...
Floppy shitlib circlehead
  03/15/17
...
Tan Maniacal Theatre
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Amber hissy fit university
  01/26/16
underrated
mind-boggling mentally impaired sandwich
  01/26/16
...
Bright theater immigrant
  02/15/16
...
rambunctious crimson pit
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Claret galvanic school
  01/26/16
...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
jfc
vivacious dull office
  01/26/16
...
Sooty Stage
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
do u love it
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
judgmental demanding place of business
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
vivacious dull office
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
vivacious dull office
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
vivacious dull office
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
tantric carnelian preventive strike
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
histrionic skinny woman center
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
sepia insecure ratface
  01/26/16
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  01/26/16
...
cobalt black woman
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Spectacular Turdskin
  01/26/16
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge
  01/26/16
JFC
fuchsia corner
  01/26/16
180
Painfully honest parlor
  01/26/16
...
frum base
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
histrionic skinny woman center
  01/26/16
...
histrionic skinny woman center
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
180 twist
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
THIS
ruby garrison
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing dog poop
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Adulterous amethyst shrine
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Adulterous amethyst shrine
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Irradiated ladyboy
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Scarlet potus
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
pontificating home keepsake machete
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Hairraiser crawly tanning salon
  01/26/16
fucking damn
sepia insecure ratface
  01/26/16
...
awkward blathering chapel
  01/26/16
180
beady-eyed stag film mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Stimulating travel guidebook
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/27/16
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
cyan resort jewess
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Low-t ultramarine knife gas station
  05/19/16
repost please
Stimulating travel guidebook
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
mauve heady meetinghouse
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Low-t ultramarine knife gas station
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
tantric carnelian preventive strike
  01/26/16
tyft brother
ruby garrison
  01/26/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  01/26/16
...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  01/27/16
180.
Bright theater immigrant
  01/27/16
...
Appetizing dog poop
  01/29/16
...
Big point
  01/31/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
geriatric seedy native jap
  02/02/16
brave
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  02/03/16
...
Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive
  02/22/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
market
  02/22/16
...
Stimulating travel guidebook
  03/08/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  09/27/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  03/04/16
...
vivacious dull office
  04/04/16
...
razzle-dazzle mahogany cuck
  04/04/16
cr
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  04/20/16
...
Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive
  05/11/16
...
salmon kitchen rigpig
  05/11/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  06/17/16
...
bearded high-end cuckoldry wrinkle
  09/27/16
...
vivacious dull office
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Orange comical crackhouse
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Pink boyish trust fund prole
  10/24/16
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Low-t ultramarine knife gas station
  10/24/16
...
Big point
  10/27/16
...
sexy french hell
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
jet jew chad
  01/23/17
... ...
razzle mildly autistic institution
  01/23/17
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  07/08/17
Lol
market
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
narrow-minded
  01/16/19
...
cobalt black woman
  02/11/17
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  03/13/17
...
vivacious dull office
  03/15/17
...
Floppy shitlib circlehead
  03/15/17
...
Big point
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Rebellious Selfie
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Puce love of her life roast beef
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate
  06/01/17
...
  06/01/17
...
Bright theater immigrant
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
lavender
  06/13/17
...
vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
purple sick
  07/08/17
...
Karate
  08/18/17
...
vivacious dull office
  09/25/17
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Orange comical crackhouse
  10/27/17
...
Startling Self-centered Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
buck-toothed
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
buck-toothed
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
sexy french hell
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Pea-brained navy
  05/24/18
...
crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter
  07/25/18
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  05/17/18
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
honey-headed roommate
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  07/25/18
...
Territorial sanctuary
  07/25/18
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/16/19
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
narrow-minded
  01/16/19
Jfc
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Orange comical crackhouse
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Arrogant Pearly
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Adulterous amethyst shrine
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
fantasy-prone
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
fantasy-prone
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
fantasy-prone
  01/17/19
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  04/08/19
...
grizzly
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Startling Self-centered Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/19
...
fantasy-prone
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
fantasy-prone
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Very Tactful Fluffy
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  06/03/19
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
contagious step-uncle's house
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
fantasy-prone
  06/03/19
...
cobalt black woman
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
fantasy-prone
  08/08/19
...
fantasy-prone
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
bisexual internal respiration masturbator
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Orchid
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
bisexual internal respiration masturbator
  08/12/19
...
bisexual internal respiration masturbator
  03/16/20
...
Hideous alcoholic
  02/02/20
...
vivacious dull office
  03/14/20
...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  03/16/20
...
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  09/30/20
...
  08/27/21
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vivacious dull office
  09/13/21
...
Orange comical crackhouse
  09/26/21
...
submissive mint trump supporter
  10/11/21
...
sticky shivering box office
  10/11/21
bump
Citrine Kitty Yarmulke
  03/12/22
...
vivacious dull office
  01/05/23
...
Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Abnormal weed whacker
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
autistic cordovan
  10/13/23
...
Vibrant sweet tailpipe
  01/03/24
...
Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease
  08/09/24
...
Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive
  07/28/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Gay Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bronze provocative dingle berry

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: mischievous legal warrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: exciting philosopher-king idiot

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: brilliant orchestra pit messiness

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: spruce telephone kitty cat

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Laughsome legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: sepia insecure ratface

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: angry flushed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: angry flushed forum

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: learning disabled bawdyhouse newt

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: spruce telephone kitty cat

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged coral electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: bronze provocative dingle berry

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: bronze provocative dingle berry

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: sepia insecure ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered Ticket Booth

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Vermilion slippery mother associate

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: khaki diverse codepig abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: glassy nudist principal's office stain

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: exciting philosopher-king idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: awkward blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: frozen bateful coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Infuriating aphrodisiac boistinker

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Racy Hairy Legs

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Copper trip alpha

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: angry flushed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: indecent filthy lettuce multi-billionaire



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Scarlet potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Tan Maniacal Theatre



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly state french chef



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Thirsty nursing home



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: motley aquamarine national tattoo



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Fragrant ceo locus



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Avocado Lascivious Indian Lodge Gaping

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: sepia insecure ratface

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: lemon gay wizard degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: wonderful site pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Startled federal old irish cottage water buffalo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: supple haunted graveyard main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: harsh feces

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Heaven

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Nubile Nowag

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Duck-like people who are hurt

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Fragrant ceo locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Scarlet potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: cobalt black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Scarlet potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible emerald church building factory reset button

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: cyan resort jewess

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: cyan resort jewess

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: useless domesticated piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: multi-colored ungodly dilemma

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: contagious step-uncle's house

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: stirring brunch fat ankles

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Topaz voyeur hospital

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like therapy

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Frisky psychic church

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Big point

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Magical brass party of the first part

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: naked library background story

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Floppy shitlib circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: disrespectful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Shimmering electric location really tough guy

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly state french chef

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating chocolate mental disorder

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: dashing sickened address

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Startling Self-centered Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: translucent parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Fishy Titillating Stead Laser Beams

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted gaming laptop casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: stubborn toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: poppy den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: sticky shivering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Smoky cruise ship hunting ground

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Lake Marvelous Lay

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Umber bipolar genital piercing

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: awkward blathering chapel

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Odious hateful corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple dragon

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: mischievous legal warrant range

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: chartreuse son of senegal plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: razzle mildly autistic institution

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Fishy Titillating Stead Laser Beams

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Light Sound Barrier Gunner

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: ruby garrison

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy cracking menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: supple haunted graveyard main people

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fragrant ceo locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Copper trip alpha

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Copper trip alpha

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Copper trip alpha

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Copper trip alpha

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Copper trip alpha

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: disturbing massive useless brakes public bath

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Fragrant ceo locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Abusive Idea He Suggested

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring temple dragon

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Impertinent saffron ape rehab

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant crystalline theater stage

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: razzle mildly autistic institution

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Duck-like people who are hurt

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: insane talented foreskin

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Nubile Nowag

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Private Investor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: clear misunderstood clown field

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered Ticket Booth

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Outnumbered Ticket Booth

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Lake Marvelous Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: 180 zippy becky

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: 180 zippy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: deranged boiling water

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Tan Maniacal Theatre

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: supple haunted graveyard main people

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: deranged boiling water

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: blue mewling twinkling uncleanness senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Abusive Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: cobalt black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: poppy den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: burgundy glittery set mood

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: cobalt black woman

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling mentally impaired sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: ruby garrison

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: charismatic house-broken hall

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy shitlib circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Flickering Puppy House

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: sticky shivering box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: razzle mildly autistic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Amber hissy fit university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy shitlib circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Hairless Soggy Whorehouse Bbw

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lake Marvelous Lay

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Fishy Titillating Stead Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Scarlet potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Floppy shitlib circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Tan Maniacal Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Amber hissy fit university

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling mentally impaired sandwich

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: rambunctious crimson pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Claret galvanic school

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Sooty Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: judgmental demanding place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: vivacious dull office

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: tantric carnelian preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: histrionic skinny woman center

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sepia insecure ratface

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: cobalt black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Turdskin

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic Swashbuckling Lodge

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: fuchsia corner

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: frum base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: histrionic skinny woman center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: histrionic skinny woman center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: ruby garrison

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Appetizing dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Adulterous amethyst shrine

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Adulterous amethyst shrine

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Scarlet potus

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: pontificating home keepsake machete

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser crawly tanning salon

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sepia insecure ratface

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: awkward blathering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed stag film mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: cyan resort jewess

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Low-t ultramarine knife gas station

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: mauve heady meetinghouse

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Low-t ultramarine knife gas station

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: tantric carnelian preventive strike

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: ruby garrison

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Appetizing dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Big point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: geriatric seedy native jap

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  market

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Stimulating travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: vivacious dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mahogany cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: salmon kitchen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: bearded high-end cuckoldry wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: vivacious dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Pink boyish trust fund prole

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Low-t ultramarine knife gas station

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Big point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: sexy french hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  jet jew chad

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: razzle mildly autistic institution

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  market

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  narrow-minded

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: cobalt black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: vivacious dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Floppy shitlib circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Big point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Rebellious Selfie

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Puce love of her life roast beef

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: 



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Bright theater immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  lavender

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: vigorous turquoise school cafeteria doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: purple sick

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: vivacious dull office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Startling Self-centered Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  buck-toothed

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  buck-toothed

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: sexy french hell

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained navy

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: crusty rough-skinned liquid oxygen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: honey-headed roommate

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Territorial sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  narrow-minded

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Arrogant Pearly

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Adulterous amethyst shrine

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  grizzly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Startling Self-centered Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Very Tactful Fluffy

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: contagious step-uncle's house

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: cobalt black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  fantasy-prone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  bisexual internal respiration masturbator

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Orchid

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  bisexual internal respiration masturbator

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  bisexual internal respiration masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Hideous alcoholic



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: vivacious dull office



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: 



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: vivacious dull office



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Orange comical crackhouse



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: submissive mint trump supporter



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: sticky shivering box office



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Citrine Kitty Yarmulke

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious dull office



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Abnormal weed whacker

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: autistic cordovan

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Vibrant sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Tripping medicated spot mad cow disease



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Twinkling Disgusting Filthpig Depressive



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