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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
crawly odious cuck
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
chocolate trip plaza
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Jade crackhouse travel guidebook
  10/24/16
...
copper godawful market
  01/03/17
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High-end Provocative Church
  02/20/18
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Mahogany rebellious resort
  06/03/19
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chocolate trip plaza
  10/14/20
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embarrassed to the bone roommate
  01/25/16
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onyx indirect expression cruise ship
  01/25/16
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Emerald histrionic mood
  01/25/16
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House-broken talking hospital
  01/25/16
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razzmatazz heaven round eye
  01/25/16
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Emerald histrionic mood
  01/25/16
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House-broken talking hospital
  01/25/16
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Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/25/16
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Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
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Hyperventilating titillating gunner kitchen
  01/25/16
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stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
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Cerebral bronze school
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
purple useless brakes
  01/25/16
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aromatic federal pervert
  01/25/16
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crawly odious cuck
  01/26/16
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bearded theater yarmulke
  01/26/16
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mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
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Magenta Heady Den Crotch
  11/27/16
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  06/13/17
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cracking theatre
  12/19/17
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stirring partner cuckold
  01/24/18
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razzle ceo field
  06/10/24
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Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
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Sexy orchid school cafeteria hairy legs
  10/24/16
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copper godawful market
  11/27/16
...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/23/17
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Aphrodisiac fishy milk
  03/15/17
...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  04/20/17
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  02/20/18
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  05/24/18
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free-loading greedy senate elastic band
  09/26/21
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Indigo hell alpha
  03/12/22
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razzle ceo field
  05/15/22
...
razzle ceo field
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Cerise sinister mental disorder location
  01/25/16
Brutal
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
...
galvanic arrogant persian sound barrier
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
At-the-ready aqua love of her life
  01/25/16
toxic
Vigorous international law enforcement agency patrolman
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
plum talented athletic conference
  01/25/16
...
onyx indirect expression cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
...
Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/25/16
damnit
Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi
  01/25/16
...
Emerald histrionic mood
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
jfc
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Emerald histrionic mood
  01/25/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/25/16
Cr
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
hm
Grizzly Jap Really Tough Guy
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
wait
Lake lay
  01/25/16
...
Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
arousing nowag
  01/25/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
plum talented athletic conference
  01/25/16
...
Canary Misunderstood Associate Center
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Cerise sinister mental disorder location
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Cerise sinister mental disorder location
  01/25/16
...
Lake lay
  01/25/16
...
cracking theatre
  01/25/16
...
Disrespectful flickering home
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/25/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
sapphire hairraiser garrison pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
duck-like slate brunch
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Brass bonkers circlehead
  01/25/16
...
At-the-ready aqua love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Cerebral bronze school
  01/25/16
damn
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
...
crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
tan turdskin
  01/25/16
O LORD
Violet Big Base
  01/25/16
jfc
Frozen razzle-dazzle address stain
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Balding Concupiscible Native
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
aromatic federal pervert
  01/25/16
...
Emerald histrionic mood
  01/25/16
Lmao
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
...
primrose abode police squad
  01/25/16
...
Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  02/15/16
...
Dead gas station dragon
  07/08/17
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Maniacal obsidian stage
  07/08/17
...
Mewling bright casino
  07/08/17
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stirring partner cuckold
  10/27/17
...
beady-eyed house tank
  12/26/17
...
stirring partner cuckold
  05/24/18
...
stirring partner cuckold
  03/16/20
...
Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef
  02/18/22
...
hateful weed whacker
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
purple useless brakes
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi
  01/25/16
ouch
Comical nursing home blood rage
  01/26/16
poison
Avocado Church Building Boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Fluffy vivacious space
  01/26/16
180
crawly odious cuck
  01/26/16
...
Lake lay
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
diverse multi-billionaire death wish
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Bespoke Naked Piazza Mother
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Marvelous Lodge
  09/27/16
...
hateful weed whacker
  12/26/17
...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  08/12/19
180
chocolate trip plaza
  01/26/16
...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
180 generalized bond mad-dog skullcap
  01/27/16
...
cracking theatre
  01/27/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Multi-colored prole station
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Multi-colored prole station
  02/02/16
...
magical clown
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Shimmering Thriller Whorehouse Mexican
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
ruddy violent stag film scourge upon the earth
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Curious faggotry spot
  02/24/16
18000000
Orange parlor
  03/04/16
165
Laughsome Fortuitous Meteor
  03/04/16
...
stimulating forum dysfunction
  05/19/16
chilling
chrome people who are hurt
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
unholy vermilion skinny woman therapy
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Very Tactful Orchestra Pit
  01/03/17
oh my.
Aquamarine pungent hall
  01/23/17
toxic
charismatic adulterous water buffalo double fault
  03/13/17
...
Aphrodisiac fishy milk
  03/15/17
...
Disrespectful flickering home
  04/02/17
...
Brilliant boiling water
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
electric bat-shit-crazy dog poop step-uncle's house
  07/08/17
...
sepia sickened point
  10/27/17
mother of god
Maniacal obsidian stage
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Fragrant Offensive Genital Piercing Property
  10/27/17
JFC
Cheese-eating milky parlour nibblets
  10/27/17
...
Light wonderful goyim locale
  12/26/17
...
Idiotic lascivious area brethren
  12/26/17
ouch
insanely creepy infuriating site sweet tailpipe
  02/20/18
...
buff public bath
  02/20/18
...
Vibrant sandwich
  01/16/19
...
saffron private investor
  08/09/19
...
free-loading greedy senate elastic band
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
territorial pale institution pozpig
  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Apoplectic internal respiration
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Rose Temple
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Cerebral bronze school
  01/25/16
...
aromatic federal pervert
  01/25/16
...
Gaped Half-breed Shitlib
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
toxic
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Fighting office reading party
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/25/16
TY bro
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
...
aromatic federal pervert
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Splenetic faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
galvanic arrogant persian sound barrier
  10/27/17
...
soul-stirring shrine
  10/27/17
...
stirring partner cuckold
  05/24/18
...
Aquamarine pungent hall
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
exhilarant red laser beams
  10/27/17
credited advice
insanely creepy infuriating site sweet tailpipe
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
spectacular flirting library
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Glittery personal credit line boltzmann
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
lol
abusive newt ticket booth
  06/01/17
...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
crawly odious cuck
  01/26/16
...
hateful weed whacker
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Balding Concupiscible Native
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Balding Concupiscible Native
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Balding Concupiscible Native
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Balding Concupiscible Native
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Balding Concupiscible Native
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
Lmao
Massive Rehab Background Story
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
stirring partner cuckold
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/25/16
lmao true
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/25/16
...
Lake lay
  01/26/16
...
hateful weed whacker
  12/26/17
Haha
Adventurous Fuchsia Chapel
  03/19/20
...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
...
Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Splenetic faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Passionate chad
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Contagious range giraffe
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
stirring partner cuckold
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
exhilarant red laser beams
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Marvelous Lodge
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Swashbuckling State National Security Agency
  06/03/19
oh no
Bespoke Naked Piazza Mother
  08/08/19
LOL
Tantric racy trailer park
  03/16/20
JFC
Aquamarine pungent hall
  03/19/20
Update?
Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
chartreuse kitty
  01/25/16
...
Hilarious sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
...
cracking theatre
  05/19/16
...
arousing nowag
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
Cr
Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/26/16
...
Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Motley outnumbered meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
...
Apoplectic internal respiration
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
floppy peach national psychic
  01/26/16
...
floppy peach national psychic
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
embarrassed to the bone roommate
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Dead gas station dragon
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Dun Stead Legend
  01/26/16
...
crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
crawly odious cuck
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Lake lay
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Dun Stead Legend
  01/26/16
Lmfao
stirring partner cuckold
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
embarrassed to the bone roommate
  01/26/16
...
affirmative action
  01/16/19
...
Adventurous Fuchsia Chapel
  03/16/20
...
chocolate trip plaza
  01/26/16
...
Lake lay
  01/26/16
...
crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
cracking theatre
  03/28/16
...
saffron private investor
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Pearly box office puppy
  01/26/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Fighting office reading party
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
chocolate trip plaza
  01/26/16
...
Jade crackhouse travel guidebook
  10/24/16
...
Lake lay
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Glittery personal credit line boltzmann
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
deranged zombie-like ladyboy liquid oxygen
  04/04/16
...
Aphrodisiac fishy milk
  03/15/17
*applause*
Confused Wine Incel Pocket Flask
  10/27/17
...
free-loading greedy senate elastic band
  09/26/21
...
exhilarant red laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Lake lay
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Lake lay
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/26/16
...
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
...
Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig
  01/26/16
...
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
Describe
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
irradiated bistre gaping
  01/26/16
...
Lake lay
  01/26/16
...
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/26/16
Please be flame
stirring partner cuckold
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
sepia sickened point
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
Fuck
sepia sickened point
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
arousing nowag
  01/26/16
cq's!
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
...
Aquamarine pungent hall
  03/19/20
...
Aphrodisiac fishy milk
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
kitty cat menage
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Fighting office reading party
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Apoplectic internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  01/26/16
...
insanely creepy infuriating site sweet tailpipe
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Fighting office reading party
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Twinkling Supple Corner
  01/26/16
...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Fighting office reading party
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Dun Stead Legend
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underrated
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lmao at the dog bit
Dun Stead Legend
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Lake lay
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
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do u love it
Lake lay
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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Kink-friendly Hunting Ground
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Dun Stead Legend
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
...
stirring partner cuckold
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Dun Stead Legend
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
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...
Nubile seedy feces
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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chocolate trip plaza
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Twinkling Supple Corner
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arousing nowag
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button
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JFC
Stubborn Amber Doctorate Marketing Idea
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180
thirsty new version
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...
Snowy Principal's Office
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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keepsake machete fat ankles
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keepsake machete fat ankles
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
pink stage digit ratio
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
pink stage digit ratio
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...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
stirring partner cuckold
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Lake lay
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THIS
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roast beef locus
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
pink stage digit ratio
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
pink stage digit ratio
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
pink stage digit ratio
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
mustard indian lodge electric furnace
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
pink stage digit ratio
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
pink stage digit ratio
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation
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180. *GULPS*
Overrated Sanctuary Hissy Fit
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fucking damn
Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi
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...
Cerebral bronze school
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180
Rusted tanning salon
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Goodbye, XO.
aromatic federal pervert
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
stirring partner cuckold
  01/27/16
...
arousing nowag
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Multi-colored prole station
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Mentally Impaired University Potus
  05/19/16
repost please
aromatic federal pervert
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Dashing volcanic crater theater stage
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Mentally Impaired University Potus
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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180.
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
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mods please delete
arousing nowag
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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...
stirring partner cuckold
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i really like it here
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...
swollen business firm
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
arousing nowag
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
stirring partner cuckold
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
lavender candlestick maker
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... ...
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...
unholy vermilion skinny woman therapy
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
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bump for leolenin
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...
Light wonderful goyim locale
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
bearded theater yarmulke
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...
sepia sickened point
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
stirring partner cuckold
  01/16/19
...
arousing nowag
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
  01/16/19
Jfc
stirring partner cuckold
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
arousing nowag
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
awkward regret
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
nighttime trust fund
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
nighttime trust fund
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Dun Stead Legend
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
nighttime trust fund
  01/17/19
...
sepia sickened point
  04/08/19
...
jet-lagged walnut party of the first part halford
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Light wonderful goyim locale
  04/09/19
...
nighttime trust fund
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
nighttime trust fund
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
stirring partner cuckold
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
anal trump supporter
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
stirring partner cuckold
  06/03/19
...
arousing nowag
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
ruddy violent stag film scourge upon the earth
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
nighttime trust fund
  06/03/19
...
chocolate trip plaza
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
nighttime trust fund
  08/08/19
...
nighttime trust fund
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
sticky dopamine
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
startling toaster
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
sticky dopamine
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sticky dopamine
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
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arousing nowag
  09/26/21
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cyan striped hyena
  10/11/21
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free-loading greedy senate elastic band
  10/11/21
bump
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  03/12/22
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smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut
  01/05/23
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Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Internet-worthy
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: crawly odious cuck

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered meetinghouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: chocolate trip plaza

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Cerise sinister mental disorder location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready aqua love of her life

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Vigorous international law enforcement agency patrolman

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: plum talented athletic conference

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Emerald histrionic mood



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Emerald histrionic mood

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Grizzly Jap Really Tough Guy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Lake lay

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Author: Motley outnumbered meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: plum talented athletic conference

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Canary Misunderstood Associate Center



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Cerise sinister mental disorder location

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Cerise sinister mental disorder location

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: sapphire hairraiser garrison pisswyrm

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Violet Big Base

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Frozen razzle-dazzle address stain

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Native

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: aromatic federal pervert

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: purple useless brakes

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Comical nursing home blood rage

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Author: crawly odious cuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: diverse multi-billionaire death wish

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered meetinghouse

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Bespoke Naked Piazza Mother

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Lodge

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: chocolate trip plaza

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: 180 generalized bond mad-dog skullcap

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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored prole station

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored prole station

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: magical clown



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Shimmering Thriller Whorehouse Mexican

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: ruddy violent stag film scourge upon the earth

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Curious faggotry spot

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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Orange parlor

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Fortuitous Meteor

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: unholy vermilion skinny woman therapy

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Very Tactful Orchestra Pit

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine pungent hall

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: charismatic adulterous water buffalo double fault

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: electric bat-shit-crazy dog poop step-uncle's house

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Maniacal obsidian stage

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Offensive Genital Piercing Property

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating milky parlour nibblets

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Light wonderful goyim locale



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Idiotic lascivious area brethren



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy infuriating site sweet tailpipe

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: buff public bath



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Vibrant sandwich



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: saffron private investor



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: free-loading greedy senate elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: territorial pale institution pozpig

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic internal respiration

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Rose Temple

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Cerebral bronze school

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: aromatic federal pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Gaped Half-breed Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Fighting office reading party

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: aromatic federal pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Splenetic faggot firefighter

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: galvanic arrogant persian sound barrier

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine pungent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: exhilarant red laser beams

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy infuriating site sweet tailpipe

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: spectacular flirting library

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Glittery personal credit line boltzmann

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: abusive newt ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: crawly odious cuck

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: hateful weed whacker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Native

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Native

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Native

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Native

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Native

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Massive Rehab Background Story

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Lake lay



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: hateful weed whacker



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Fuchsia Chapel

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Splenetic faggot firefighter

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Passionate chad

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Contagious range giraffe

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: exhilarant red laser beams

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Marvelous Lodge

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling State National Security Agency

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Bespoke Naked Piazza Mother

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Tantric racy trailer park

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine pungent hall

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: chartreuse kitty

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: cracking theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: arousing nowag



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: floppy peach national psychic

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: floppy peach national psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone roommate

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Dead gas station dragon

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: crawly odious cuck

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Lake lay

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone roommate

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  affirmative action



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Fuchsia Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: chocolate trip plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: cracking theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: saffron private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Pearly box office puppy

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Fighting office reading party

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: chocolate trip plaza

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Jade crackhouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Glittery personal credit line boltzmann

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: deranged zombie-like ladyboy liquid oxygen

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Confused Wine Incel Pocket Flask

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: free-loading greedy senate elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: exhilarant red laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Lake lay

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Scarlet excitant bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: sepia sickened point

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: sepia sickened point

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: arousing nowag

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine pungent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  kitty cat menage

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Fighting office reading party

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic internal respiration

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy infuriating site sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Fighting office reading party

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Fighting office reading party

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Motley outnumbered meetinghouse



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Dead gas station dragon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: irradiated bistre gaping

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Jade crackhouse travel guidebook

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: cracking theatre



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: copper godawful market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  Alcoholic Pit

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: cowardly dilemma lettuce



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Lake lay

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Lake lay

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Hunting Ground



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Nubile seedy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  keepsake machete fat ankles

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: chocolate trip plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Corner

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: arousing nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: crystalline boyish haunted graveyard factory reset button

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Amber Doctorate Marketing Idea

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  thirsty new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Snowy Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sepia sickened point

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  keepsake machete fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  keepsake machete fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Lake lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Glittery personal credit line boltzmann

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  roast beef locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Fighting office reading party

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: mustard indian lodge electric furnace

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: pink stage digit ratio

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Overrated Sanctuary Hissy Fit

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Abnormal Fanboi

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Cerebral bronze school



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Rusted tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aromatic federal pervert

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: arousing nowag



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored prole station

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired University Potus

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: aromatic federal pervert

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Dashing volcanic crater theater stage

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired University Potus

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Nubile seedy feces

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Glittery personal credit line boltzmann

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Lake lay



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: cracking theatre

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  roast beef locus



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: unholy vermilion skinny woman therapy



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Lake lay



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Umber jewess jew

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Lake lay



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Tripping Slimy Quadroon

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: aromatic federal pervert



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful flickering home



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Lake lay



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Bull headed set pistol



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: arousing nowag

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Spruce appetizing rigpig mediation

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired University Potus

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: unholy vermilion skinny woman therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: swollen business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: arousing nowag

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  lavender candlestick maker

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: exhilarant red laser beams

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Tripping Slimy Quadroon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: 

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: chocolate trip plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac fishy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: unholy vermilion skinny woman therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Pontificating Headpube

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Disgusting Friendly Grandma

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine pungent hall

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Hot sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: cracking theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Burgundy

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine pungent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  mint philosopher-king

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy gaming laptop



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: arousing nowag

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Light wonderful goyim locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Maize place of business

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Maize place of business

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: swollen business firm

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  ocher windowlicker

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Hilarious sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Haunting stock car

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: bearded theater yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: arousing nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: 

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: arousing nowag

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: awkward regret

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Exciting Telephone

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: nighttime trust fund

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged walnut party of the first part halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Light wonderful goyim locale

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: anal trump supporter

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: stirring partner cuckold

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: arousing nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: ruddy violent stag film scourge upon the earth

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: chocolate trip plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: nighttime trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  sticky dopamine

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: startling toaster

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  sticky dopamine

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  sticky dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: medicated



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Dun Stead Legend



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  masturbator



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: arousing nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  cyan striped hyena



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: free-loading greedy senate elastic band



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Dun Stead Legend

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: smoky wild toilet seat juggernaut



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Internet-worthy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Puce cruel-hearted selfie cumskin

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: stirring partner cuckold



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: sepia sickened point



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Bateful Sienna Foreskin French Chef



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