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hairraiser umber trailer park
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Rusted swollen gas station
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Rusted swollen gas station
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hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
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Mildly autistic diverse gunner really tough guy
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
hairraiser umber trailer park
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Marvelous library
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"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
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passionate disrespectful parlor
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Brilliant out-of-control den circlehead
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
exhilarant goyim
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silver irradiated rigor
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
sable church building
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exhilarant goyim
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Supple stag film
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Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
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Brilliant out-of-control den circlehead
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fear-inspiring yellow mad cow disease
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PIP coming, no doubt about it
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hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
maroon lascivious death wish nibblets
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
maroon lascivious death wish nibblets
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
another type of solution
maroon lascivious death wish nibblets
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Hairless Pistol
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Histrionic Judgmental Locale
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Supple stag film
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Soggy razzle stage
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Supple stag film
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Soggy razzle stage
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Supple stag film
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Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Soggy razzle stage
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He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Supple stag film
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
hairraiser umber trailer park
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Rusted swollen gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Rusted swollen gas station

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: glittery senate

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: jet-lagged seedy house pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic diverse gunner really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: sepia swashbuckling piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Marvelous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Glassy dashing location

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: passionate disrespectful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Brilliant out-of-control den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: exhilarant goyim

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: silver irradiated rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: sable church building

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: exhilarant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Supple stag film

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Translucent Laughsome Community Account Locus

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Brilliant out-of-control den circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring yellow mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Soggy razzle stage

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Supple stag film

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Supple stag film

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Supple stag film

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Supple stag film

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: maroon lascivious death wish nibblets

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Supple stag film

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: maroon lascivious death wish nibblets

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Supple stag film

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: maroon lascivious death wish nibblets

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Hairless Pistol

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Judgmental Locale

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Supple stag film

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Supple stag film

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Supple stag film

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Soggy razzle stage

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Supple stag film

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Soggy razzle stage

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Supple stag film

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Soggy razzle stage

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Supple stag film

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: hairraiser umber trailer park

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Supple stag film

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Soggy razzle stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2:#49340186)