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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead
  06/27/25
i support islam now
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Learning disabled vibrant church
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second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
poppy misanthropic meetinghouse
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
maize parlour
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Passionate magical heaven
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
maize parlour
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
poppy misanthropic meetinghouse
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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Glittery circlehead organic girlfriend
  06/27/25
It's both
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Light Vengeful Juggernaut
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
medicated site
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Wine stimulating lay
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Olive corner blood rage
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
frisky hospital
  06/27/25
lmfao
Passionate magical heaven
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Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
gold appetizing box office ape
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i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Light Vengeful Juggernaut
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
gold appetizing box office ape
  06/27/25
lmao
internet-worthy location wrinkle
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holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
poppy misanthropic meetinghouse
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misunderstood kitchen
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
internet-worthy location wrinkle
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Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
exciting really tough guy library
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
internet-worthy location wrinkle
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
maize parlour
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
exciting really tough guy library
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
maize parlour
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Light Vengeful Juggernaut
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
gold appetizing box office ape
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
internet-worthy location wrinkle
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Light Vengeful Juggernaut
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
obsidian coffee pot senate
  06/27/25
TiTscR
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Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead
  06/27/25
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honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
medicated site
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Amber Balding University Mediation
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Ocher 180 cruise ship hissy fit
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Charcoal Comical Rigpig
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
cruel-hearted milky queen of the night dog poop
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Amber Balding University Mediation
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Swashbuckling Spot Clown
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Wine stimulating lay
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It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
internet-worthy location wrinkle
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
cruel-hearted milky queen of the night dog poop
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Amber Balding University Mediation
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Olive corner blood rage

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled vibrant church



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic meetinghouse

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic meetinghouse

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Irate office hunting ground



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: maize parlour



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Light Vengeful Juggernaut



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vigorous nursing home famous landscape painting

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Elite multi-colored karate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: maize parlour

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Passionate magical heaven

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: maize parlour

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic meetinghouse

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: maize parlour

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Glittery circlehead organic girlfriend



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: contagious gas station

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Light Vengeful Juggernaut



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: medicated site

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Wine stimulating lay

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Olive corner blood rage

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: frisky hospital

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Passionate magical heaven

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: gold appetizing box office ape

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Light Vengeful Juggernaut

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: gold appetizing box office ape

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: poppy misanthropic meetinghouse

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: misunderstood kitchen



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: exciting really tough guy library

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: maize parlour

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: exciting really tough guy library

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: maize parlour

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Light Vengeful Juggernaut

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: gold appetizing box office ape

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Light Vengeful Juggernaut

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: obsidian coffee pot senate

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser frozen genital piercing center

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: honey-headed mad-dog skullcap stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: medicated site

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Amber Balding University Mediation

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Ocher 180 cruise ship hissy fit

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Charcoal Comical Rigpig

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted milky queen of the night dog poop

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Amber Balding University Mediation

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Spot Clown

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Wine stimulating lay

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy location wrinkle

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted milky queen of the night dog poop

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Amber Balding University Mediation

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2:#49055482)