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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Spruce pit
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
chrome locus
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
racy bull headed plaza
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
flushed home
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
chrome locus
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Hyperactive Wine Spot Masturbator
  12/15/25
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galvanic mad cow disease set
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Spruce pit
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Rambunctious sanctuary gunner
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Spruce pit
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Rambunctious sanctuary gunner
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Spruce pit
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Jade Lodge Antidepressant Drug
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
cambodia town
Painfully honest internal respiration
  12/15/25
...
splenetic aqua alpha property
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Spruce pit
  12/15/25
...
splenetic aqua alpha property
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Excitant Boistinker Church
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
Frum purple abode
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
dun naked toilet seat queen of the night
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
Frum purple abode
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Lilac ladyboy office
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Lilac ladyboy office
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Excitant Boistinker Church
  12/15/25
...
Fiercely-loyal cumskin
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Gold community account
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Stimulating sapphire pozpig
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
magical fragrant pistol gas station
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
Twinkling Supple Wrinkle
  12/15/25
...
drunken hideous electric furnace stage
  12/15/25
...
Violent Talented Shitlib Corner
  12/15/25
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rusted heady institution
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Irradiated ungodly hall
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
Twinkling Supple Wrinkle
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Startling Mexican Cuckoldry
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
Twinkling Supple Wrinkle
  12/15/25
...
Lilac ladyboy office
  12/15/25
yes, so
Startling Mexican Cuckoldry
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
brass reading party regret
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
Painfully honest internal respiration
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
brass reading party regret
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Twisted adulterous locale dog poop
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Gold community account
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
Painfully honest internal respiration
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Twisted adulterous locale dog poop
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Violent Talented Shitlib Corner
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Startling Mexican Cuckoldry
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Gold community account
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
pearl parlour turdskin
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Spruce pit
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Violent Talented Shitlib Corner
  12/15/25
...
Lilac ladyboy office
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
Painfully honest internal respiration
  12/16/25
...
pearl parlour turdskin
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
chrome locus
  12/16/25
OKay
exhilarant library blood rage
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Aromatic Rigor
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
coral theater
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Aromatic Rigor
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Ebony stag film
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
Twinkling Supple Wrinkle
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
self-absorbed selfie trailer park
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Spruce pit
  12/17/25
tp
glittery box office
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Spruce pit

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: chrome locus

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: racy bull headed plaza

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: flushed home

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: chrome locus

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive Wine Spot Masturbator

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: galvanic mad cow disease set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Spruce pit

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious sanctuary gunner

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Spruce pit

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious sanctuary gunner

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Spruce pit

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Jade Lodge Antidepressant Drug

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Painfully honest internal respiration

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: splenetic aqua alpha property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Spruce pit

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: splenetic aqua alpha property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Excitant Boistinker Church

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Frum purple abode

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: dun naked toilet seat queen of the night

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Frum purple abode

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Lilac ladyboy office

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Lilac ladyboy office

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Excitant Boistinker Church

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Gold community account

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Stimulating sapphire pozpig

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: magical fragrant pistol gas station

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Wrinkle

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: drunken hideous electric furnace stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Violent Talented Shitlib Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: rusted heady institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Irradiated ungodly hall

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Wrinkle

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Startling Mexican Cuckoldry

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Wrinkle

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Lilac ladyboy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Startling Mexican Cuckoldry

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: brass reading party regret

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest internal respiration

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: brass reading party regret

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Twisted adulterous locale dog poop

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Gold community account

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Painfully honest internal respiration

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Twisted adulterous locale dog poop

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Violent Talented Shitlib Corner

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Startling Mexican Cuckoldry

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Gold community account

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: pearl parlour turdskin

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Spruce pit

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Violent Talented Shitlib Corner

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Lilac ladyboy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Painfully honest internal respiration

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: pearl parlour turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: chrome locus

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: exhilarant library blood rage

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Aromatic Rigor

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: coral theater

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Rigor

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Ebony stag film

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Supple Wrinkle

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: self-absorbed selfie trailer park

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Spruce pit

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: glittery box office

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2:#49515807)