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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
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  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
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Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
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We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
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Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
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  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
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I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
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  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
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OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
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  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
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  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
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i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
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I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
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Same.
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  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
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what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
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Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
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holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
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animals belong OUTSIDE the house
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this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
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Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
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stfu gook
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You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
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  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
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XO becoming more and more prole every day.
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dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
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why didn't the dog eat it?
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  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
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She's blaming the dog, dude
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  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
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  08/09/18
interesting
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  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
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  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
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  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
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  03/15/25
birdshit problems
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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Indigo stirring double fault

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Grizzly pea-brained temple international law enforcement agency

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: silver locale

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: silver locale

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: silver locale

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Beta onyx address becky

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Grizzly pea-brained temple international law enforcement agency

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Grizzly pea-brained temple international law enforcement agency

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: lascivious jewess

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Aggressive station dragon

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: fragrant clown

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Aqua trump supporter incel



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: bisexual hospital corn cake

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: bisexual hospital corn cake

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: drab filthy pistol heaven

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: slate headpube church

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Aqua trump supporter incel

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: High-end pungent whorehouse

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: jade persian set



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Useless vibrant school cafeteria

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: vigorous preventive strike plaza

stfu gook

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: jade persian set



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: emerald bat-shit-crazy gaming laptop organic girlfriend

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Useless vibrant school cafeteria

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: transparent macaca

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Aggressive station dragon

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle personal credit line milk

SUMMON: jjj

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Sticky Legend Casino

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz autistic boistinker boiling water

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: shivering provocative kitty cat forum

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Low-t buck-toothed laser beams mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: violet comical chapel roast beef

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Spectacular sadistic crotch



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: irradiated misanthropic goyim

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: transparent macaca

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: supple domesticated university



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: insecure dog poop



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: slippery lodge



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: adventurous sanctuary generalized bond

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Clear shitlib hell



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Useless vibrant school cafeteria

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: insecure dog poop

interesting

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: House-broken Gay Wizard Sex Offender

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Awkward tank

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: High-end pungent whorehouse

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2:#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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